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How ITZY would react to you trying to make them jealous with someone else

Yeji -

She took another sip from her water, scanning the crowded room slowly. You had left to go to the bathroom a few minutes ago. She, of course, insisted on going with you as well, but you debunked her anytime she attempted. A few minutes of her scanning the room, she found you. Grinding on someone else. Staring at her with those dark hooded eyes of yours. You knew what you were doing. So she slowly nodded to herself, placing her water down and asking for red wine instead. Once she received the wine, she glided through the crowd slowly, her glass at the ready. Once she arrived close to you two, she spilled the wine onto the white shirt the person had on, smiling innocently once a string of curses left their mouth and they hurriedly ran to the bathroom. She shrugged and broke the glass by throwing it on the floor close to your feet before walking off and having her own fun - wildly.

“So, you like boring, generic people? I guess that’s okay, I’ll be as bland as possible then.”

Lia -

She bit her lip softly as she looked around, shamelessly kicking over a few vases and hearing the shatter. She, of course, seen you. She paid no attention to it, knowing you knew your limits. She was here to have fun, not to babysit you when you knew better.

“WHAT’S UP, PARTY PEOPLE?!”

Ryujin -

She huffed at you when she noticed, rolling her eyes. However, she wasn’t going to cause a scene. She headed to the bathroom, looking at herself in the mirror, slowly beginning to doubt herself. She furrowed her eyebrows a bit, shaking her head. “No, I am Shin Ryujin and I am the best person for Y/N. They couldn’t want anyone else.” She slowly began to vibe to the music that was playing, forgetting all of her worries and doubts.

“Good song.. Sounds like I made it.”

Chaeryoung -

You, being bold, walked by her with the person you were trying to make her jealous with. She looked up at them with an emotionless glare, the person slowly backing away. Once they were out of her line of sight, she smiled brightly at you.

“We’re so glad that creep is gone, right Y/N?”

Yuna -

Once she seen you with them she smiled brightly at the new company. Thinking they were just a friend, she went back to playing her phone game. But once she seen you dancing - not just any type of dancing. dancing dancing. - she pouted slightly before taking off her huge black overcoat. “I know they told me not to but..” She took off her strappy heels as well and messed up her hair a bit before walking through the crowd, quickly becoming the laughing stock. 

“I’m glad your attention is on me now, Y/N.”

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How BTS would react if you stole their hoodie *as your brother*

Jin -

“You’re going to rip my favorite hoodie, take it off now before you lose a ride to school for the next two months!”

Yoongi -

*glares at you until you reluctantly hand it over*

Hoseok -

“I-.... You can keep it! You look so small!”

Namjoon -

“Should I buy you a beret to go with that, munchkin?”

Jimin -

“...And your order sums up to $83.36, thank you for shopping at the international store of Park-Y/N-Pay-The-Fuck-Up-Now”

Taehyung -

“I think it’s in our bloodline.. Y/n, help me.. I am dying of a severe dis-ease named y/n’s cuteness...”

Jungkook -

“Take it off you adorable person or I’ll tell dad about your little boyfriend/girlfriend. And the fact you snuck out to see them. Mhm. Thought so.”

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MAMAMOO reacting to you getting bullied + the type of friend they are!

Hwasa -

〇She is definitely more of the confident type, so if she needs something to be done, she’ll do it without question.〇

“Ello, baby bird! What’s happening?” She answered your call eagerly, a smile in her voice. “D-did I interrupt something..?” You answer timidly, being able to feel how tense Hyejin got when you spoke up. You were a normally loud person and would answer with something funny, yet dumb like “Nothing much bitch, just got my belly button pierced with Ms. Shin’s ear” or something of that nature. “Hmm, you didn’t interrupt anything. Well, nothing interesting anyway.. Byul’s being gay, as usual. What’s wrong, hun?” She asked, the protectiveness clear in her voice. “J-Jimin, she..” You trailed off, a hiccuping sniffle erupting out of your throat. “Say no more birdie, I got it covered.” Hyejin said before hanging up. 10 minutes later, you got a notification that *hwasa_mariahmarya* posted something on Mamagram. It was a nude and *Jiminangeloface* was tagged with the caption “don’t come for my friends unless you want someone to come for that stinky ass of yours. love ya.”

Wheein -

〇It goes without saying that Wheein is a crackhead. A beautiful, sweet, crackhead〇

“Yo, who’s crying? Wheein yelled as she walked into the ladies bathroom, sitting on one of the sinks in there. You abruptly tried to stop your wailing, now fully aware someone was in here. “Come on, don’t be shy. I don’t bite unless you’re into that kinda stuff.” Wheein paused, now hearing silence. “Alright, if you don’t come out I will get Mr. Johnson to shart on your face. He’d do it for 20 dollars, a hotdog and some company. So I think it’s best for you to jus-” You barge out of the stall, mascara running, puffy eyes, and a quivering lip. “Y/n, what the fuck? You coulda just said it was you! bythewaymrjohnsonhasdiabetesandhadtotaketherestofthemonthoffsoyeah. Why are you crying? Don’t tell me it was those Betty Boop Beyonce wannabes. Don’t tell me they tried to pick on you. You, my good ma’am, are one of the best people here! Don’t pay them any mind, they don’t deserve it. They’re just mad because their developer didn’t put them in rice yet, it will be okay, sweetheart. Now, let’s skip the next period and go get some mcflurries! You down? Of course you are.”

Moonbyul -

〇She is the biggest girl crush ever. She’d definitely be picking up at least ten numbers just by walking to her mailbox〇

Moonbyul walked into the class, late again as she refused to wear a skirt and had to report to the principal’s office. Update, she still had on pants. She walked to the back to sit by you, sending you a smile and frowning once she seen your head down. ‘Must be a headache’ She thought, rubbing your back, pausing once she felt you taking a shaky breath. She removed her hand and took out her notebook, ripping a small piece of paper and writing “U okay? If not, give me a one word reason why not” on it, passing it over to you. You looked up and rubbed your eyes, huffing quietly and nodding your head over at Jimin’s tablemates and herself, giggling every once in a while and looking back at you. Moonbyul immediately understood, changing her seats to quickly sit by them, in which they squealed and quickly began talking to Moonbyul about irrelevant stuff, which sh shut down. “Yeah, no. I refuse to waste my time with you.. you disgusting irresponsible. You’re wasting Y/n’s time by being assholes. Keep it to yourself.”

Solar -

〇mommy materia- wait no, i mean she is the type to baby her friends, as a mother figure〇

“I hope you reflect on your insolent behavior.”

^^that should be enough

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How BTS would react to having a ‘tiny’ crush on you at a fan meeting

Jin -

He’d lean forward when you speak, pretending he can’t hear you. But in reality, he’d want to be close to you. He’d practice cringy pickup lines on you as well, smiling brightly when you laugh at his attempt.

“Are you cold? Because I’d catch you anytime.”

Yoongi -

He’d be utterly confused at how beautiful - no, ethereal - you look. He’d sigh loudly, whipping out his phone and taking a picture of you, (with consent) activating his aeygo to get you to smile.

“Come onnnnn Y/n! Smile, for me? Pwease?”

Hoseok -

He’d be head over heels. He’d throw you a bunch of hearts and pout when you try to leave because ___ is getting impatient to speak with you.

“Come on please? Just a few more minutes..?”

Namjoon -

He’d be sensible and give you his number discreetly, then carrying on a conversation like a fan - idol should have.

“So, what’s your name? Y/n?? Oh that’s a beautiful name.”

he’d then break everything backstage once you finally called him once you arrived home

Jimin -

He’d become extremely shy and beg the fan he met with before you to come back, his face reddening once you laughed.

“Wait, no don’t leave me- COME BACK I AM GETTING BLINDED BY BEAUTY!!”

Taehyung -

After dismissing a fan because they didn’t pass his vibe check, he looked at you with a new shine in his eyes as you handed him a headband. He gave it back and allowed you to slip it on him, whispering in your ear how beautiful you were and how he wanted to see your babies with him.

“You’re beautiful.. I think our babies would be more gorgeous though, don’t ya think?”

Jungkook -

He’d huff at you while you were talking, intentionally cutting you off to blurt out an “I think you’re pretty good looking and I may or may not like you!”

“You’re so pretty, Y/n!” 

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How BTS would react to you lyric pranking them Cardi B’s song lyrics.

Jin:

Yoongi:

Hoseok:

Namjoon:

(He broke the car-)

Jimin:

Taehyung:

Jungkook:

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How TWICE would react to their s/o being biased to a different member.

Nayeon: She wouldn’t hold anything against Chaeyoung, after all, everyone is attracted to rappers. However, she’d make sure that she cuddles you a little more when Chaeyoung was around. “C’mon babyyyy.. Let’s cuddle!!”

Jeongyeon:

Oh ho ho.. When she heard you were a Momo biased person, she immediately became cross to her unsuspecting member. She wouldn’t do anything too extreme, but she’d act extra petty.

“Oh you want to sit here? Sorry, Y/n is sitting here..” 

“But she’s at the dorm-”

“I said she’s sitting here.”

Momo:

When she heard you biased Dahyun, she shrugged it off, considering she is one of her favorite maknaes. She wouldn’t treat Dahyun any different other than a few lingering glances at the female, wondering why you biased a snack when you had a full course meal with a bag of chips.

Sana: She immediately laughed when she heard the news, wiping away a few tears of joy. 

“Tzuyu is my bias too!”

Jihyo:

She didn’t really give a reaction. She just looked at you and smiled, looking back down at her book after.

“Mina is a lucky, lucky girl..”

Mina: She’d cuddle you all day, every day until you made her your bias over Jihyo.

“Y/N, your penguin wants cuddlesss~”

Dahyun: She’d hug you tightly and whisper in your ear “It doesn’t matter if your bias is Jeongyeon unnie.. After all, my bias is (Y/M/N)” She giggled and laid her head in your lap when you got mad at her. 

“Don’t be upset Y/N, I’m never going to see her again anyway. But I will be over your dorm tomorrow with flowers for he- Hey, I’m just kidding!”

Chaeyoung: She immediately called Sana, a bunch of curses stringing out of her mouth as soon as the latter answered. She made it known that you are hers and no one else’s. Poor Sana.

“I hope you fucking reflect on this.”

Tzuyu: I have a feeling this 5′8 ball of energy and savageness would roast the shit out of Nayeon when she heard.  “You bias Nayeon unnie? But she only wears half a face of makeup..”

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How ITZY would react to you doing the ‘ignoring my girlfriend for 24 hours’ prank

YEJI:

Expect her to ignore you back. She has four children and not enough time. She’s busy as it is, so when you ignore her, she’s going to shrug it off and go do whatever else she had to do. She had to practice with Chaeryoung anyway...

“Oh so you’re going to ignore me? That’s fine..”

LIA:

When she asks you how your day is and you don’t respond, she huffs and crosses her arms. You hated to see her all pouty, so you gave up on the prank. She’d act really petty after you tell her it was a prank. Of course she’d be happy though. Expect her to get you back soon.

“It was just a prank?! Oh, just wait..”

RYUJIN:

When you didn’t run to the door like you usually would to greet her, she grew worried and ran up the stairs to see you completely unharmed and sitting in your room, watching some fancams of Yeji. She hummed softly and sat by you, doing an awkward side hug. “Babe, are you okay?” She asked three times, each time getting louder. She leaned over to see you, a small smile on her lips which quickly grown into a scowl. When she heard no respond she pushed you a little bit, walking away from you and slamming the door.

“If you won’t talk to me, I’ll find someone who will.”

CHAERYOUNG:

When she told you about her day and you never looked at her or even attempted to sympathize with her for the puppy she had seen today, she immediately called her sister. You decided to end the prank there for the sake of your face.

“You’re lucky, Chaeyeon was coming over anyway..”

YUNA:

Okay. You wouldn’t be able to get through 5 minutes of the prank. She’d be on you, tickling you and being loud while placing huge kisses on your face. Mission: Failed, but you got kisses

“Aha! I knew you couldn’t resist my charm!!”

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How BLACKPINK would react to you asking them out on Twitter

Lalisa furrowed her eyebrows in confusion as her timeline was filled with nothing but “Is Lalisa dating Y/N?” “Finally, my dream ship!” “It doesn’t matter if Lisa and Y/n dates, please don’t sexualize bisexuals and lesbians. Thank u.” Curious, she looked for the source of all of this and after fifty minutes of broken links and shifting on her bed to find a more comfortable position, she finally found your proposal. She quickly commented “If you can catch me;)” before turning her notifications off, not wanting her phone to slow down as it usually does when she does anything on social apps. She surely was counting down the seconds, minutes, and the hours to Saturday.

Just like Lalisa, she would shift around uncomfortably until she found the twitter post. Seeing all of the retweets, it was obvious how quick your fans got to your post. “Damn..” She mumbled, flipping to where she was laying down on her back, her legs on the wall and her phone over her face, careful not to drop it. However, she wouldn’t comment, she would just like the post as her way of saying “OH MY FUCKING GOD, THE QUEEN ASKED ME OUT! YES YES YES”

Jennie rose her eyebrows at the hashtags #isjennieafakedom #jennieisntadomitsproven #unsureifjenniesadom I mean, why should it matter to them? After finding the reason for all of this and looking at the likes, it almost weirded her out how 9.9M of people would be up at 2am. But anyway, she commented on it, with an annoyed undertone. “Oh yeah? You haven’t asked me out either, you’re not much of a dom yourself.. You’re the Jeongin to my Namjoon.. Pipe down and ask me out like a real ‘dom’ should.”

(if you didnt get the jeongin and namjoon joke, im so sorry)

Jisoo’s eye twitched at the post and the goddamn retweets. “I knew this woman was famous, but damn..” She said, joining the 5.3M people who retweeted. She decided to put the eye emoji before throwing a black heart in there before posting and laughing to herself as you liked the post. She could enjoy this, indeed..

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BTS reacting to you getting pregnant by another member. (As your brother)

Namjoon stared back and forth between you and Taehyung, his cold gaze finally settling on your scared boyfriend who whimpered and tried to slink behind you before Namjoon barked “STAY!” You took a step forward, gulping down the lump in your throat. “C’mon Namjoon, I know you want to be an uncle..” You pout and sit next to him, laying your head on his shoulder, causing his cold demeanor to melt away instantly.

Seokjin shrugged, putting down his knife and turning toward you and Hoseok. “As long as it’s name is Seokjin or Jinnie, I’m fine with it.” He said, giving you two a small smile before turning back to the half cut carrot. 

Yoongi stared Jungkook down, a scowl apparent on his face. “So, you’re telling me you stuck your dick in my little sister, without a condom, and getitng her pregnant after her first time? All of this, without asking for my blessing? And you..” He trailed off, turning to you. “I thought you were going to tell me when you felt you’re ready? Shame on both of you.” He said, leaving the dorm, slamming the door behind him.

Hoseok acted like he didn’t understand what you and Jimin tried to tell him, excusing himself before leaving the room. When he was safely in his room, he threw a tiny dance party before passing out.

Jimin looked between you and Yoongi, caught in between jumping up and congratulating you two or beating the shit out of Yoongi.  “If you didn’t tell dad yet, I don’t want to know.”

Taehyung jumped up and sniffed your stomach, nodding to himself as he processed the information. “Okay jinnie hyung, looks like you got a little princess! Y’know, other than my sister.”

Jungkook stared open mouthed at Namjoon, his mind beginning to wander on HOW he got you pregnant. When dis babie finally understood he giggled and nodded, leaning back. “Better take care of the baby or I’ll take care of you.”

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K-Pop Masterlists~♡

Requests - Open Updates - Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Maybe even the weekend if I’m bored. Groups:

ATEEZ

BLACKPINK

BTS

EVERGLOW EXO

ITZY MAMAMOO RED VELVET

STRAY KIDS

TWICE

TXT

Solo Artists: CHUNGHA HYUN-A SUNMI

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How BLACKPINK would react to you being shorter than expected (around 5′0)

You stared at the text message from your online friend of three years, completely in shock. You scream, causing your roommate, Dahyun to peek into your room, a partially confused look on her face. After rambling on and on to her, she encouraged you to go meet her, a wild smirk on her face the entire time. You quickly get ready, putting on a cropped jean jacket on that Dahyun threw at you. You ran to the coffee shop, which was barely two blocks away from your dorm. You walk inside, the jingling of the bell startling you, as if you weren’t unsettled enough. You looked around, not seeing her. You sigh softly and turn around, realizing you have been stood up. “Y/N~” Someone calls, causing you to turn around, seeing her with her phone out and laughing to herself. 

“Who would’ve guessed my bestie of three years would be such a cutie?~” 

(cries)

You were excited to meet your online friend of two years, Chaeyoung. You knew from the start she was a huge fan of short people, yet you didn’t know to what extent that went to. You also knew she liked flowers, so you spent the entire day before collecting flowers and vines to make her a flower crown, your roommate, Jihyo, teasing you all the while. You tucked it away safely in her purse, making sure to not put a lot of stuff in it so it wouldn’t get crushed. When you walked into the coffee shop, you spotted her almost immediately, rushing over to sit at the table and give her the flower crown. She took it, standing to bow gratefully at you, putting it on her head. Of course she wasn’t going to comment on your height because she didn’t want you to feel bad that you were so short compared to her. She saved the comments for when you two got back to her place. “Thank you Y/N! You’re so cute!”

(Why you gotta be so cute)

When she brought up the idea of meeting, you were a little skeptical. What if she was a creepy guy? No matter how much you video chatted her, you were still nervous. The only reasons you went  were to one, see if someone so beautiful could be real and two, because your roommate, Jeongyeon, almost shoved you out, requesting a story FULL of details of what happened. After seeing you walk into the coffee shop, looking so clueless as to where she was, she chuckled quietly, standing up to greet you. Not without a little flirting, of course. “Now I know it’s true.. The sweetest things come in the tiniest packages.. Wanna head back to my place?”

(Just let me die in peace, Jennie Kim)

You and Jisoo were online friends for about a year now, so when she suggested you two meet, you were excited. After all, she was your human diary, almost your other half. You two had made plans to meet at a coffee shop not too far from your house. Before leaving, she made sure to tell you that she had faded purple hair. When you got to the coffee shop, her hair color stood out like black in white. She spotted you about the same time you seen her, so she stood up, rushing to you. “Y/N, right?” She asked excitedly, looking down at you and almost melting at how short you were. Being the shortest in Blackpink, she was completely overjoyed to meet someone shorter than her.

“Oh my gosh, you’re so cute! I could squish you until you burst!”

(Jisoo owned AIIYL. Fight me)

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