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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!
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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working
#as someone who doesn’t listen to Taylor swift#are you fucking kidding me#this is the lyrical genius people keep talking about?#‘she writes her own songs!’ idk man maybe she should ask for help
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“Star Wars would be so good if it was good” is personal to me because I started out as a Star Wars hater, but I strongly believe that if you’re going to hate something you have to do your due diligence and make sure you understand it first, so I did a lot of research to make sure I understood Star Wars just as well as any fan, but during that process I started to get it, cause like, The potential really is there. You learn about all the background context that never makes it into the movies and it’s actually so interesting, and you realize that for some reason all the interesting stuff in Star Wars happens outside of the movie plot lines. And the world building is a shit show because they’re trying to do hard world-building on a soft world-building foundation. So it’s convoluted and messy and characters do things that make no sense. But so many hundreds of people have put their heart and soul into making this sandcastle of a story hold together, because they see the potential of it under all the rubbish, and if you look at it for long enough eventually you see it too, and you just can’t help but think “Damn. Star Wars would be so good if it was good.”
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au where padme lives and raises her two children thinking that anakin died on mustafar and works behind the scenes in the rebellion
and anakin/vader thinks that he killed padme
and they both think the other is dead and vader hates the shadowy leader of the rebellion and padme hates the emperor’s black-suited attack dog
i just have a lot of ideas about this idk
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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It was cocky and overconfident to call the Titanic "unsinkable" but one thing that's overlooked is that she was genuinely really, unusually solid. She could float even with 4 compartments fully flooded, which even a lot of modern day ships can't do.
And it's not like they were wrong about her being solid! Olympic, her identical sister ship, survived being torpedoed and then running over the U-Boat that fired that torpedo. Those ships were solid.
It's very clear that absolutely no other ship in 1912 would have been able to survive that collision, and it's a testament to the quality of the ship that she didn't sink in a few minutes Empress of Ireland style. Part of what makes the Titanic such a tragic story is that it isn't a group of rich idiots locking themselves in a shoddy iron barrel to go 4km underwater. It was 2200 people, most of whom were poor immigrants, on a reliable ship on a commonly-made journey, and then something went horribly, unpredictably wrong.
#the part that gets me is that because it was such a safe ship#the crew just wasn’t prepared to evacuate#if they had followed the safety procedures in place they could have saved way more people but they panicked#and sent out lifeboats at 1/10 their max capacity#at least that’s my understanding
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Update the food was too good -> I ate too fast -> tummy hurty :(
I think one thing people really fail to understand is how excited I am for the dinner I’m gonna have tonight
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I think one thing people really fail to understand is how excited I am for the dinner I’m gonna have tonight
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🇳🇱haribo gummy bear recall in the netherlands due to marijuana contamination🇳🇱

The Dutch Food and Consumer Product Safety Authority (NVWA) confirmed cannabis contamination in kilogram bags of Haribo’s Happy Cola F!ZZ candy, prompting a nationwide recall. The discovery followed reports that multiple members of one family became ill after eating the product. The contamination first came to light after the family reported their symptoms to police. The NVWA took samples of the candy, which tested positive for cannabis. The exact cause of the cannabis contamination remains unknown.
the gummy bears have weed in them. they are not supposed to do that.
several members of one family got high which prompted an investigation, and that investigation found weed. and nobody seems to know how that happened!
So far, only three affected bags have been identified, but Haribo is recalling the entire batch as a precaution. An investigation into the matter is ongoing, with close cooperation between the regulator and the candy company. Haribo warned consumers not to eat the 1,000-gram bags of Happy Cola F!ZZ with the production code L341-4002307906 and an expiration date of January 2026. The company urged customers to send the products directly to Haribo for a refund, instead of returning the product to stores.
some emphasis mine.
the bags to avoid are 1kg happy cola f!zz production code L341-4002307906 with expiration date of january 2026. only three contaminated bags have been found so far, but the entire production code is getting recalled just to be safe. if you eat haribo gummy bears and get high, please reach out to the company.
do not return the bags to the store. send them directly to haribo.
Haribo stressed that other production codes of Happy Cola F!ZZ are not affected, seeing products not subject to the recall are safe. Consumers with questions can contact Haribo’s Consumer Service at 076-5878950 on weekdays between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., or by email at [email protected].
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I think the big takeaway is that assuming you can tell if someone is queer just by looking at them and should exclude them from the community if they don’t seem “queer enough” to you is not only absurd but is also the logic of homophobes/transphobes.
reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.
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they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me
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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.
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It's amazing how much of our knowledge of "animal behaviour" is based on very old studies that just went "we half-starved these animals and put them in a tiny box together and just assumed that whatever they did reflects their natural behaviours and social structures"
#I think people being in denial about animals having fun and having friends and having inner lives comes from#them not wanting to feel guilty about the way they treat animals#especially insects and smaller animals they see as pests that they’d rather not feel guilty about killing
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