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when canon gives you an underdeveloped character and you just have to make do:
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upset i missed 69 followers.
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I will be way more active here once i can catch a fucking break from work.
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“Fuck” Sentence Starters
Angry
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuck this.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Fuck that!”
“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
“Shut the fuck up.“
“Get your fucking act together.”
“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
“Get your fucking hands off of me!”
“Stay the fuck away from me.”
“Who stole my fucking shit?!”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“You wanna fucking go, punk?”
“Get the fuck over it.”
“Where the fuck have you been?”
“What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
“Fuck life.”
“No, I’m not fucking over it.”
“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
“I fucking miss him/her/them.”
“Who the fuck cares?”
“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
“I fucked up my own life.”
“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
“Fuck you!”
“I fucked your mom last night.”
“You’re a fucking asshole.”
“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”
“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”
“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Wow, that’s fucking small.”
“Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
“Fuck me.”
“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
“I’d fuck you all night long.”
“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
“You look so fucking hot right now.”
“Fuck–faster~”
“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
“Babe, fuck–not here.”
“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“F-fuck–please–~”
“I’d let you fuck me any day.”
“You better use a fucking condom.”
“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
“Fuck, it’s big.”
“Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
“What the fuck did we do last night?”
“Where the fuck am I?”
“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
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I encourage anyone that don’t like me to try and beat my ass.
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@atlasrhysed said: ❝ okay. okay , i'll send someone out for coffee , just ... take a breath. ❞
They took a breath and flopped down into one of the chairs in his office. “ you know if you would get bloody half decent coffee maker we wouldn’t have this problem. “
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“Fuck” Sentence Starters
Angry
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuck this.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Fuck that!”
“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
“Shut the fuck up.“
“Get your fucking act together.”
“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
“Get your fucking hands off of me!”
“Stay the fuck away from me.”
“Who stole my fucking shit?!”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“You wanna fucking go, punk?”
“Get the fuck over it.”
“Where the fuck have you been?”
“What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
“Fuck life.”
“No, I’m not fucking over it.”
“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
“I fucking miss him/her/them.”
“Who the fuck cares?”
“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
“I fucked up my own life.”
“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
“Fuck you!”
“I fucked your mom last night.”
“You’re a fucking asshole.”
“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”
“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”
“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Wow, that’s fucking small.”
“Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
“Fuck me.”
“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
“I’d fuck you all night long.”
“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
“You look so fucking hot right now.”
“Fuck–faster~”
“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
“Babe, fuck–not here.”
“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“F-fuck–please–~”
“I’d let you fuck me any day.”
“You better use a fucking condom.”
“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
“Fuck, it’s big.”
“Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
“What the fuck did we do last night?”
“Where the fuck am I?”
“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
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i know i made a promo before, but as word based promos seem to gain more traction, i’ll do it this way. please REBLOG or LIKE if you would be willing to interact with a multimuse blog that has muses such as: katagawa jr., gortys & claptrap from borderlands 3, aizen & grimmjow from bleach, ignis scientia from final fantasy 15, theron shan from star wars: the old republic, zuko from avatar: the last airbender, riku from kingdom hearts & more, including an original character that has verses for borderlands, swtor & ffxiv.
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pcrasite:
well, that takes him by surprise, brows lifting up as he eyes the can that’s pulled out. “man, that’s, hah— that’s some dedication, right there.” enough to have him reconsider pulling the same shit twice, instead—
“is it really THAT good?”
They watch him eye the can taking a quick sip before speaking. “ What have you never had coffee before? because it is heaven in a cup. “
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Halloween Sentence Meme ! 🎃
some slightly nsfw !!
“ I’m turning the lights out now. “
“ They’re coming. Get ready. “
“ Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “
“ If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “
“ You need a damn costume. “
“ This is my costume ! “
“ Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “
“ Spooky spaghetti ? “
“ You look… hot. “
“ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “
“ HOLY FUCK. “
“ You deserved that, asshole. “
“ Wanna go in first ? “
“ I knew you’d end up holding my hand. “
“ Let’s swap. I don’t like these. “
“ I don’t wanna go ! “
“ You’re fucking with me. “
“ I didn’t invite you for a reason. “
“ You look pretty when I can’t see your face. “
“ I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “
“ That’s fucking adorable. “
“ Put the cat down, it’s not yo- “
“ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME. “
“ I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “
“ I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “
“ You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “
“ Did you see that ? What the fuck. “
“ Come here. “
“ You hear that ? “
“ That was not my dog. “
“ Did you leave the door open ? “
“ I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “
“ Your tights are ripped, loser. “
“ If they look at you one more fucking time… “
“ I don’t like these woods. “
“ My mama always said NEVER take candy from strangers. “
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numericalassassin:
“Oh does it work now? Will try not to shoot the bot, that thing is the worst.”
“ That bot is terrible but the coffee? is so good. “
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thcwatcher:
“I have only tried it once. It is too bitter for me. I prefer sweeter things, like tea.”
“ Eh? more coffee for me then. You can keep the tea. “
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how is “””pretty boy””” supposed to be an insult i’m the prettiest goddamn boy in town
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they make my kokoro go doki doki
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