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stan should get a matching flirty girl tattoo except it doesn't beat around the bush his says BIG SLUT 💋 instead

As he should, tbh. Now Ford doesn’t feel so bad anymore because everyone’s focused on Stanley’s whore tattoo.

But we all know Ford’s the only one who gets to see it up close and personal. 😏😏😏

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what if tattooing was a trade stanley picked up on the road. (maybe he was the one to do Tats head and chin ink lmao)

what if one day ford is lamenting on the fact that he branded stan in that way talking about how he wished there was a way to atone or at least match, and stan goes hey wait a minute. i can do that!

and ends up tattooing ford himself, which makes ford feel like hes finally even because they have done the sam unto each other, quoting some kind of reference to as above so below or whatever, and also feels like he and stanley own each other in a kinky way

and then they fuck about it

I bet while Ford was on the other side of the portal he did get tattoos.

Be that to cover up Bill’s marks, or because they look badass and we all know this dude is obsessed with image. LOOK AT HOW HE DRAWS HIMSELF! (Beloved, btw) or maybe, in some far away dimension Ford found a tattoo parlor that could give you a moveable tattoos (think Moana, but like a shark or something swimming around his body.)

But if there’s one hill I’ll die on it’s that Ford Pines would, eventually, get a matching brand tattoo with Stanley.

Honestly? I wouldn’t put it past himself to turn it into a whole thing. Like maybe it helped him heal and feel less shit about branding his brother if he did it to himself? Main character syndrome for real~ (and you know, also the fact he was living under the assumption he would never see Stanley again, but anyway-)

Or maybe after everything the boys finally decide to get some, to give Ford a positive experience with getting one that he gets to CHOOSE-

And he settles on the brand without question because then it becomes something they share instead of something people at beaches ask Stan about. It’s no longer ‘a scar from possibly the worst day of our lives’ and is now ‘we’re twins, of yours we have matching tattoos???’

ITS EVEN CUTER IF STANLEY GETS A MATCHING ‘Flirty Gal~ XOXO’ TRAMP STAMP?!?!

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Hey guys I want to buy some things for the next day or so (mostly food lol my broke ass 😔) I'll be doing some urgent comms for a lil discounty if that's okie 😭😭 only for today and tomorrow tho🥀🥀 so it'll be basically

Flat color sketchie : $10 per character

Big boy drawings : $25 per character

If anyone's interested pls dm <3

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stancat

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Introducing my brother to porn as a joke- sure, he'll cum once, get all shy and never talk about it again, yk? Wrong. He comes back after, begging for more links, more videos- and I consider it. Molding his taste into what I want. He starts jerking off only to stuff I want him to. I'm his older brother, I'm supposed to be helpful after all. And before soon, he wants my help- the lazy slut wants me to not only pick out porn for him but get him off with it too. Fuck this. But he keeps on annoying me and pestering me over it- until he eventually threatens to tell dad I showed him the videos. Fuck it, so with my hand on his pretty small dick I get him off. His breath messy and his eyes hazy as he licks off his own cum from my fingers. So maybe it happens once, twice- and then its a habit. Home alone and a video of his choice, and before long I ask for something. I want to have my cake and eat it too after all. So he starts riding me, cute and messy, and I have to teach him. So maybe I teach him all the useful skills, the way I like it- but it'll be useful for his future partners, yk?- and he technically started this. So whatever, why not? And before long, I realize I do not want to share. Not when he looks so perfect bred out, cumming to the video I manipulated him into liking.

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#billbrick

... just a bad dream

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powering up my point with this presentation

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oh my god it would be so terrible if you noticed how compliant i become when im high and then lie to me about how many edibles i’ve had and keep daring me to take one more hit, then spent hours raping me senseless and making me your pretty little fuckdoll

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I want to get you so drunk that I can take all your clothes off in front of my friends. They can watch as I undress and tell you it's okay, that I'm gonna take care of you. All the while my perverted friends are watching me as I stretch you open on my fingers for them. One by one they all get to fuck you. Each one taking as long as they want with your cunt. Filling you up with insane amounts of cum because that's what you need, and I know what's best for you. But don't worry baby I'll record it for you cuz I know you won't remember any of this tomorrow anyway. <3.

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need a guy further into his transition to whisper reassurances as he gives me my t-shot meanwhile the whole time he’s thinking about bending me over the counter and making me make more noises just like the whimper i let out with the needle

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hey. don't cry. transgender perverts online. ok?

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Virginity fetish not in the “hehe so innocent so young” way but the “oh my god I’ve got to teach you this- I like that” way.

Someone kissing my hands and neck telling you it’s okay, they’ll teach you. They’ll be a wonderful first. They want it to . The fact they can pretty must engrave any kink into your psyche now just by grabbing you too tight or praising you the right way. They’re into it because you’re *cute* and they want that cuteness to be theirs. To always have a perminant thought that they were the one that took you FIRST

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Daydreaming

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Mullet Stipper Hell

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Doggy dog ford🐶💜

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he has to fuck up so many times. i need him to learn that his relationship with bill was toxic even before bill revealed his plans, and to have a moment like oh shit bill was abusing me the whole time????

I wish there was more stuff out there about Ford deciding after they got their happy ending together to court Stan. I don't know if this would be a universe where they were never together or if they were together as teens and fell out, but the idea won't leave me.

I think the best way to describe the scene is that Stan and Ford are obviously working on their relationship and through it, Ford realizes that they could be even closer, happier. And he brings this up to Stan, and for once, Stan is hesitant. Not because his feelings are returned, they're just guarded. The idea of giving Ford his heart after all of these years of loneliness and betrayal and resentment and self esteem issues are really making it difficult for Stan to act on them.

So Ford realizes that he is going to have to prove to Stan that they can have this, that Stan could have this, that Ford himself is capable of making Stan happy, and to solidify the fact that he isn't going anywhere.

I just...ugh. Ford realizing that he's going to have to actually work to get his brother's approval/attention on something. He works on being present, being forthcoming, being cordial, but also working on relearning his brother and what is important to him. And of course how to prove to him that he is important to Ford.

I just want Ford to be this 60 year old realizing that all of his dating experience was with a demon and has no idea how to actually court a human. So he has to pull out all of his moves that he learned in his teen years (which funny enough Stan taught him). I want him to be this mixture of calculated confidence and intense awkwardness. He knows what he needs to do but something about doing it, something about making those steps real make him have butterflies all over again.

IDK I just want Ford to be a dork in love and Stan to get the attention he deserves.

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I think it would be funny is Stan was the one with a suit kink. Like, for whatever reason, Ford has to put on the Mr. Mystery suit and Stan is openingly staring. He just looks so good in it. So good in his clothes.