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G20 (2025) ππ
One of the most random movies youβll watch this year.
#g20#g20 movie#viola davis#sabrina impacciatore#2025#amazon prime#antony starr#anthony anderson#ramon rodriguez#noxolo dlamini#movies#action movies
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Kinda pregnant (2025) πΆπΌ
The occasional funny joke makes it distracting enough that you canβt even Netflix and chill π

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thisisfunart
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The Arrival (1996) ππ½
Essentially a direct to video X-Files movie spoof with Charlie Sheen. And why the fuck not.
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Knock Knock (2015) ππ¦
Feels like a keanuverse passion project gone sideways. Thereβs a good monologue in it that gives John Wick vibes but also a lot of bad acting from everyone involved. Only watch if youβre into bad shit and/or Keanu being fondled.
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Your move, creep
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More like get in
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Noah (2014) π
Lord of the rings for idiots.
#Noah#noahβs ark#movies#darren aronofsky#russel crowe#jennifer connelly#emma watson#anthony hopkins#2014#cinema
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Stranger from Venus (1954) π
I am pretty sure the stranger is from Malta, not Venus.
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Braindead (1992) πππππ

Braindead
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The Giant Gila Monster (1959) π
An irredeemable piece of trash no matter how many βrockβnβroll hitsβ you pack into it.
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Crocodile Fury (1988) ππππ
Equal parts jaws, dawn of the dead, teenage mutant ninja turtles, mortal kombat. Whatβs not to like.
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The literal spirit of Halloween
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The Substance (2024) Carolie Fargeat Designed by Aleks Phoenix
#the substance#art#design#graphic design#cinema#films#movies#carolie fargeat#demi moore#aleks phoenix
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Attack of the Meth Gator (2023) ππ
Hold by cocaine bear. πΊπ»π
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Wolfcop (2014) ππππ
This is honestly worth watching for one of the best werewolf transformations out there. Youβll know when you see it, trust me.
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