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first read on @exitmusicfrafilm’s post about 2023
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saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them
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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going
“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”
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"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
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You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine
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Me when I'm an all evil infinitely powerful being
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i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people
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Officially in my quiet era, i don't have much to say about anything anymore. It is what it is and life goes on.
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