badlydrawnbugfables

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[id: a scribbly drawing of leif, wearing a dark blue suit and balaclava. he is holding a butterfly knife and gazing at the viewer in vague confusion. large red text is overlayed on it reading "what the. fuck." end desc]

absent father joke

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ok.

[id: a collection of 6 scribbly valentines, mostly of team snake mouth. all valentines have small text reading “to:” and “from:” on the bottom.]

[image 1: a drawing of vi in the shape of a funko pop on an orange background with yellow accents. it reads: “they turned me into a FUCKING FUNKO POP”.]

[image 2: a drawing of kabbu holding his hand out to the viewer, eye sparkling, on a light yellow background with lime accents. it reads: “lets take ibuprofen together <3″.]

[image 3: a drawing of lief with white tendrils emerging from his torso on a pink background with white accents. it reads: “are you into tentacles, perchance? asking for a friend.”]

[image 4: a drawing of chompy with her mouth open, wearing a red bow, on a blue background with gold accents. it reads “biting you biting you biting you biting you” over and over again. this takes up most of the image.]

[image 5: a drawing of kirby standing on tip-toes and waving at the viewer, wearing a beetle themed helmet, on a purple background with pink accents. it reads: “hai!!!! :D <3″.]

[image 6: a drawing of morpho knight, a kirby character with a dark body and orange armor and butterfly wings, on a green background. it reads: “bugs are the most populous creatures on earth, inumerable in species and uncountable in number. we have been here for well over 480 million years, the perfect form, compact in size and gleaming in carapace. dont you want to join us? experience the world with the swarm on glittering wings? dont you? dont you? dont you?” end id.]

palentines two- wait who are those other two guys. is one of them even a bug? who let them in here? what?

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[id: a collection of 6 scribbly valentines, mostly of team snake mouth. all valentines have small text reading “to:” and “from:” on the bottom.]

[image 1: a drawing of vi in the shape of a funko pop on an orange background with yellow accents. it reads: “they turned me into a FUCKING FUNKO POP”.]

[image 2: a drawing of kabbu holding his hand out to the viewer, eye sparkling, on a light yellow background with lime accents. it reads: “lets take ibuprofen together <3″.]

[image 3: a drawing of lief with white tendrils emerging from his torso on a pink background with white accents. it reads: “are you into tentacles, perchance? asking for a friend.”]

[image 4: a drawing of chompy with her mouth open, wearing a red bow, on a blue background with gold accents. it reads “biting you biting you biting you biting you” over and over again. this takes up most of the image.]

[image 5: a drawing of kirby standing on tip-toes and waving at the viewer, wearing a beetle themed helmet, on a purple background with pink accents. it reads: “hai!!!! :D <3″.]

[image 6: a drawing of morpho knight, a kirby character with a dark body and orange armor and butterfly wings, on a green background. it reads: “bugs are the most populous creatures on earth, inumerable in species and uncountable in number. we have been here for well over 480 million years, the perfect form, compact in size and gleaming in carapace. dont you want to join us? experience the world with the swarm on glittering wings? dont you? dont you? dont you?” end id.]

palentines two- wait who are those other two guys. is one of them even a bug? who let them in here? what?

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[i.d: a collection of 5 scribbly ms-paint type valentines of team snake mouth. all valentines have small text reading “to:” and “from:”, usually on the bottom.] [image 1: the first is of kabbu on a light blue background, who is looking at the viewer with one big, sparkling eye. it reads: “wh dshdsbncm whdns uhm uhm uh uhm um um um……………………………………….. hi <3″.] [image 2: the second is of vi on a pink background, who is stanced and pointing a large, realistic and slightly squashed stock photo of a gun at the viewer. said gun is being held by a human hand. it reads: “hand over the chocolate, dickhead” in small text.] [image 3: the third is of leif on a light purple, standing and looking bored. it reads: “our wife is dead………. wanna hang out sometime?”]

 [image 4: the fourth is of chompy sitting and wearing a pink bow on a red background. it says, in large text “valentine you are a.” “bug.”]

[image 5: the fifth is not, in fact, a team snake mouth member, but instead the protagonist from hollow knight. they are standing there and not really doing anything on a tan background. theres no immediately visible text other than a large period, but there is smaller text reading “where am i.” in the bottom corner. end id]

palentines

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[id: a scribbly drawing of vi tucked under a blue blanket, with her head lying on a pillow. her eyes are closed and shes smiling contently. above and below her is text that reads “shut the fuck up. its my nap time.” end id]

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 [image desc: a drawing done in mspaint of kabbu. he is curled up in a hole he supposedly dug, taking a nap. above ground, leif and vi are looking for him. vi asks “have you seen kabbu”? to which leif responds “no.” end id]

kabbu loves dirt! dig!! sweet dirt! dig! dig! dig! dig! can’t dig everywhere….

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sorry for the sudden halt in posting our laptop tried to implode on us again

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[image desc: an mspaint drawing of leif from the torso up, looking directly at the viewer and holding out a card to them. theres blue and green text that reads “hey. look at thsi fucking spy card i got.” that goes off the canvas.

the card is very clearly NOT a spy card. it is a black card called “the poopshitter” that has a realistic drawing of sans on it. it has 2 hp and 20 attack.

 the text on it reads “Whenever you read this, flip a coin. Whenever a coin is flipped while the boss is active, flip a coin. Or don’t. If a coinflip ever lands on Tails, give this card one Counter. At the beginning of every Chapter, God may replace any visible card (Not this one) with an Undying Poopshitter (1, 2, 3 or 4) for every counter this card has.”

“If all cards are Poopshitters are the beginning of a turn, the Active Player taks 10 Damage. This card may only be damaged while it is Asleep.” There is additional flavor text that reads “Err Err Err Err Err Err.” end id]

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[image desc: an mspaint drawing of vi. she is standing, slightly hunched, in a pool of red liquid that looks a concerning amount like blood and viscera, staring at the viewer. her legs, arms and mouth are also splattered with it, and it’s dripping down her neck ruff. end id]

Mind your business.

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 [image desc: a drawing done in mspaint of kabbu. he is curled up in a hole he supposedly dug, taking a nap. above ground, leif and vi are looking for him. vi asks “have you seen kabbu”? to which leif responds “no.” end id]

kabbu loves dirt! dig!! sweet dirt! dig! dig! dig! dig! can’t dig everywhere....

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[image desc: three mspaint drawings that very loosely resemble the members of team snakemouth, but more closely resemble inane scribblings in their respective colors. kabbus face is on his torso. leifs eyes are not attached to his head. vi has been beheaded. end id]

eyes closed drawings

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[image id: two images of a digital painting of leif from bug fables. he is glaring at the viewer, wings blown back to reveal the rest of his body. he is in a dramatic pose, one hand pulled up to the chest and one leg tucked behind the other, while the other hand prepares an ice attack. his fur and antennae are drawn in a way that indicates they are being blown by the wind. he has a large crack on his chest with a hole in the middle, which has a few cordyceps tendrils poking out. the first image has a transparent background, while the second has a cloudy background in a dark blue thats a different shade from his wings. end id]

goodly drawn bug fables

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[image i.d: a drawing of vi done in ms paint. she is staring directly at the viewer, standing idly. her eyes are extremely large for emphasis. there is a caption in red text that reads “vi that / vi that looks at gay people”. end id]

vi that looks at gay people

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[i.d: a collection of 5 scribbly ms-paint type valentines of team snake mouth. all valentines have small text reading “to:” and “from:”, usually on the bottom.] [image 1: the first is of kabbu on a light blue background, who is looking at the viewer with one big, sparkling eye. it reads: “wh dshdsbncm whdns uhm uhm uh uhm um um um............................................... hi <3″.] [image 2: the second is of vi on a pink background, who is stanced and pointing a large, realistic and slightly squashed stock photo of a gun at the viewer. said gun is being held by a human hand. it reads: “hand over the chocolate, dickhead” in small text.] [image 3: the third is of leif on a light purple, standing and looking bored. it reads: “our wife is dead.......... wanna hang out sometime?”]

 [image 4: the fourth is of chompy sitting and wearing a pink bow on a red background. it says, in large text “valentine you are a.” “bug.”]

[image 5: the fifth is not, in fact, a team snake mouth member, but instead the protagonist from hollow knight. they are standing there and not really doing anything on a tan background. theres no immediately visible text other than a large period, but there is smaller text reading “where am i.” in the bottom corner. end id]

palentines

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[i.d: a scribbly drawing of leif from bug fables holding a cake with a single candle on it on a plate and opening his mouth very wide, almost pacman like, to eat it. end id]

CONSUME.

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[image i.d: a scribbly drawing of kabbu facing the viewer, looking happy. he is holding up a french fry, which matches him in height almost perfectly. there is text that reads “size of.... ONE (1) french frie (mcdonalds...)”. end id]

only a mcdonalds fry though

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[image i.d: a drawing of vi done in ms paint. she is staring directly at the viewer, standing idly. her eyes are extremely large for emphasis. there is a caption in red text that reads “vi that / vi that looks at gay people”. end id]

vi that looks at gay people