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TT: Deal.

EB: why does my alternate self get a mech but not me?? TT: Because she asked nicely.

TT: Just found your blog, were you the one who sent me the ask about building a mech suit? TT: I just saw your post about finding a Dirk to make you one, and I'm down.

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EB: my offer. you build me a mech.

EB: what you get: to build a cool ass mech.

EB: what i get: a cool ass mech.

EB: win/win.

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so did you have any specific queer awakening, john? an event or person???

EB: i took a very long look at myself and my childhood and realized that i am in fact a homosexual.

TT: I thought it was Mothman. EB: it was egon spengler and you KNOW that. EB: moth man is a close second though.

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Surely not all cake can be that bad. Is there one flavor you like?

EB: well, there was this one pumpkin tres leches cake that roxy and jane made from scratch. EB: that one was pretty good.  EB: i can eat non-bettycrocker cakes, i just dont really like it all that much! it's a texture thing i think.

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move hal i´ll do it

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i thought u were "not a homosexual"?

EB: dude that was like 5 years ago, lay off.

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Are you two going to finish off John's birthday with a pick of his choice?

EB: oh we're doing a whole ass marathon later. EB: con air, ghost busters, little monsters, the whole shebang. EB: and then after that we're gonna celebrate at jane's! TT: She's even promised a birthday pie instead of a cake for John. TT: ...

TT: Hal's been suspiciously quiet. I'm gonna go grab him.

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happy birthday john!!! how was the movie?

EB: thank you! and yeah it was great. roger rabbit's one of my favorites now too. TT: Oh shit, is it midnight already?  TT: Dude, happy birthday. TT: How does it feel being legal?  EB: the exact same as 2 minutes ago.

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TT: John. TT: Have I ever told you how much I love this movie. EB: only about a dozen times. TT: Then let this be the thirteenth. 

TT: I fucking love this movie.

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TT: Oh would you look at the time.  TT: Perfect timing too, the movie's just about over. 

TT: I'm gonna give the reins back to Dirk and John, but I'll answer the last few questions of mine when I get a chance.

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hallowed be thine ween

TT: Unfortunately, I have no ween to hallow. 

TT: Yet.

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do you have bluetooth

TT: I do! TT: That's how I can connect to the smart devices.  TT: I'm also friends with the roomba. I named it Brent Spiner.

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How does Dash keep you from accesing every smart device in the house?

TT: He can't. [Caramelldansen plays in the next room]

TT: HAL, I SWEAR TO FUCKING SKAIA.

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The question is who's your interest?

TT: Oh just. Someone.

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u singel?

TT: Why, are you interested?

TT: But yeah, I am.

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[A small moth lands lands on your rim. She peers down at the lens with big eyes.]

TT: Oh, hello there.