#dirkjohn

[disguisedcheezed]

[tickette]

rose trying to mastermind dirk and john into a relationship ("he can fix him(both ways) and it'd be funny"), but they end up dating without rose even finding out or being involved, leading to them being close in front of her and her silently freaking out like "WHEN? HOW?? WHY??? HELP??????"

[brick0wski]

i hope no one has done this before

[badlydrawndashstrider]

so did you have any specific queer awakening, john? an event or person???

EB: i took a very long look at myself and my childhood and realized that i am in fact a homosexual.

TT: I thought it was Mothman. EB: it was egon spengler and you KNOW that. EB: moth man is a close second though.

[blackoutbruh]

i have two sides

[snowavem]

hes saying some nic cage fun factz

[pyromania72]

i spent 50k on this drawing

[kailixart]

this is how i imagine they hang out btw

what movie do you think they're watching?

[urapiko]

Dirk: I fucked your Poppop Jane-

Jane: fuck you Dirk, you fucked everyone I've known

[cringefail-clown]

two emotionally repressed nerds walk into a bar etc etc

[disguisedcheezed]

just two bros doing normal things together.

[crowspaw]

tumblr pls dont shit on my art quality

gang do u fw this!!!!😎🙏

[dyrehound]

this is for my dirkjohn audience who are sick of seeing me simp after a spider

dirk definitely slammed their teeth together painfully

[brokuma]

more dirkjohn college au perchance 👀👀👀👀👀

programming class would be fun, they said..

Thankfully, class is a bit easier when you sit next to someone who already knows exactly what he's doing.

[tutoriel12]

two emotionally repressed nerds walk into a bar