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archer you are so cool

IT’S NOT FUNNY WHEN I’M THE SUBJECT OF THE JOKE...

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You know, scythes aren't really that great as weapons. It takes a lot of control of the swing just to hit people with the blade of it, which is really the only dangerous bit. Unless you're really good at spinning it around.

CATCH ME HOPPIN 37MPH AT YOU WITH A SCYTHE WHILE SWINGIN IT WILDLY

I AIN’T NO COWARD BUT APPARENTLY YOU ARE

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reaper how come you're so cool

@badlydrawnreaper i think this was meant for you

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does reaper is gay

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Glad you got your hat back. You done anything else since we last saw you?

THERE WAS A BLUE CLOAK. IT WAS COOL. SO OBVIOUSLY I CHANGED MY WHOLE AESTHETIC TO MATCH IT, YOU KNOW

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What'd you do to get your hat back?

I’M KIDDING, WHAT DO YOU THINK I DID? I WENT NORTH FOR A REASON YOU KNOW

I MEAN BIRD MANS ISN’T DEAD JUST HURTING AND WHAT MATTERS IS I GOT HAT

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HEY CONGRATS ON YOUR HAT THAT TOOK A LONG TIME WHERE WERE YOU

I GOT LOST LIKE 8 TIMES AND CRIED ROBOT TEARS.

I DIDN’T ACTUALLY CRY BUT I DID GET LOST 8 TIMES IT SUCKED

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HEY GUYS I GOT MY HAT

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I'm just gonna give you a map to get out from under the ground. You should be able to handle the rest.

THANKS.

I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT I THINK.

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You're hat is in the north...good luck getting through central

I’M ASSUMING THAT THE SURFACE DOESN’T TAKE KINDLY TO MY FACE. I’VE HEARD SOME CURSE MY NAME UPON DESCENDING FOR KILLING SOME THEY KNEW.

UNFORTUNATE. I’M GOING TO ALSO ASSUME THAT THEY’LL TRY TO KILL ME ON SIGHT TOO.

… UGH, PERHAPS THERE MIGHT BE A LONG ROUTE AROUND THE AREA…

THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG ADVENTURE.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

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have you ever 'studied'?

… WHAT A STRANGE QUESTION, THOUGH. WHY SO SPECIFIC?

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The hierophant is the one who stole your hat! He rules over the Mountains in the North.

THAT’S FAIR.

I SUPPOSE THAT IF I WANT TO GET MY HAT BACK, I’M GOING TO HAVE TO SOMEHOW REACH THE FAR NORTH, THEN. THAT’LL BE FUN.

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You know, you actually look really cool and intimidating without any sort of headwear on. Are you sure getting your hat back is worth the effort?

YOU LEARN TO HATE YOURSELF WHEN YOU KNOW THIS ISN’T WHO YOU LOOKED LIKE BEFORE.

IT MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, JUST THINKING THAT I WAS ONCE FULLY ORGANIC. I DON’T LIKE IT. I PREFER THE HAT IN THAT SENSE, AT LEAST.

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can you be less low quality for once

THERE IS A GOOD REASON WHY I’M LOWER QUALITY, YOU KNOW.

I’LL GIVE YOU A FIVE SECOND HEAD START. START RUNNING.

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are you a birb?

I MIGHT HAVE BEEN. I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS BEFORE… WELL, I AM WHAT I AM NOW.

… I COULD’VE BEEN A BIRD… BIRDS ARE FROM THE NORTH, YES? MAYBE I COULD TRAVEL THERE…

… I DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE SURFACE, THOUGH.

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SIR I BELIEVE I HAVE THE ABILITY TO GET YOUR HAT BACK AT A REASONABLE PRICE

UNLESS YOUR CURRENCY IS CORPSES, BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF THOSE.

AND THOSE WEIRD YELLOW SPARKLE THINGS, BUT I LIKE THOSE BECAUSE THEY’RE SHINY SO NO I’M NOT GIVING YOU THEM.

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Ur buckt hat sux.

REALLY THOUGH.

TRY HARDER IF YOU WANT TO HURT MY FEELINGS.