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there are some headcanons where it's like. 'i would enjoy this as a light seasoning in fic but certain chunks of the fandom have become more committed to this than the actual canon and made it load-bearing in scenarios where it simply doesn't make sense'.

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jkr choosing to spend her money on beating trans women with hammers instead of basically anything else

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Pandora, my eerie princess

I hope you all will like my interpretation of her and I’ll try to draw her more often

Also I feel like Pandora has a similar vibe to Kate bush and the hc that she’s a seer speaks so much to me. I envision her witnessing the events unfolding around her and expressing them through song, unable to directly warn others.

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genuinely one of my biggest pet peeves on ao3 is when you have a story and it's tagged A/B, B/C, D/E, A/F, etc., but it's actually an A/B story, right? B/C is in one chapter and exists to villainize C, D/E gets one line in passing "oh, they're on a date" but aren't even in the story, A/F is mentioned because in one scene where A is thinking, they remember their past love F (not appearing in this story)

and i'm like okay but i ship B/C. okay but i ship D/E. why are you tagging your story with these ships if this isn't that story. why are you getting my hopes up in my tag when you only included the B/C tag to clarify how much you hate it

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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

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james is the type of dad that pays the match's tickets 8433290 days ahead.

lily is the type of mum that adores taking walks, and you know if u re going out you will walk everywhere with her, no car.

sirius is the type of dad to see you covered in mud, grin and say "good job, kiddo."

marlene is the type of mum that loves watching movies with her kids, or introducing to them her passions.

remus is the type of dad to leave.

mary is the type of mum that would 100% be covered in flour when she bakes.

peter is the type of dad to cheat on every damn game, but doesn't allow the kid to cheat.

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american marauders headcanons!!

james: james is a FRAT. BRO. idc idc. he’s from socal (san diego, not LA) and probably goes to one of the UC colleges or UMiami

sirius + regulus: the black brothers were SOOOO raised in a southern baptist family in alabama. their childhood is serving preachers daughter by ethel cain realness.

remus: remus is from the great plains. he’s a small town kansan who never left his home state until college. he’s just got that personality you only get from being from a town with a population of less than 50k

peter: peter is also a midwesterner! but he’s from somewhere like des moines, iowa or columbus, ohio. he did marching band in high school.

lily: my girl lily is from new england! i dont have a specific place for her but she def goes to an ivy league because obviously she does.

dorcas: miss dorcas is from new jersey. but she lives super close to NYC! i can see her taking day trips to the city frequently

mary: she's SUUUCH a chicago girl... she's got the midwest hospitality but also independence from growing up in a metropolis

marlene: and if i said she was raised in SLC, utah... she's an exmo now and lives with dorcas in jersey.

barty: barty is THE Florida Man ™. he's wrestling alligators. he's starting drunk fights in the waffle house. he's driving to taco bell during a cat 5 hurricane.

pandora: pandora is singlehandedly keeping portland weird. not in a "portland polycule from hell" way, but definitely adjacent to that.

evan: man i dont know. i need some audience participation for this one.

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I'm thinking about girl Remus with a soft belly and stretch marks everywhere and knobbly knees and bitten nails and bushy eyebrows and wild curls that are hard to manage and frizzy all the time <3 and freckles all over and big brown eyes <3

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Liberals and their so called “relationship goals 😍” smh

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why am i always checking for notes on here as if i’ve actually posted anything high effort

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tlou but its remus and harry

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forever pushing the harry "my mummy will hear about this" potter agenda btw. you thought draco was bad? try harry if lily lived. like...harry scrapes his knee? "mummy my knee!!" harry breaks a window? "mummy i'm sorry!!" draco is rude to him? "mum i hate him!!" snape is an asshole? "mum my potions professor!!" and ofc lily rushes in every time to solve all harry's problems for him.

like. harry is lily's number one fan. he brags about her constantly. he is worse than draco could ever be. "your dad bought the quidditch team brooms?? well my MUM killed VOLDEMORT!!" "your mum owns an apothecary?? my mum has a mastery in charms AND potions." and lily is just as bad!! "did you know my son's the youngest seeker in a century?" "that's my son right there, top marks in defense you know" they are ridiculous. they are the mother son duo ever.

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