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remember kids, the only path your code can take is the optimal one. never account for errors
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i reject your abstractions and substitute my own
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memory[pointer]=data
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200: all good mate
300: shits over there actually
401: we have no idea who the fuck you are
403: we know exactly who you are, fuck off
404: we have no idea what the fuck you're looking for
500+: we fucked up
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"are you an OOP programmer or do you do FP"
i constantly find myself saying OOP(s) over my hastily made abstractions and my code is Fucking Pointless so the answer is both i think
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"why do programmers use foo and bar"
fun fact they're actually acronyms. foo stands for Fucking Orbitrary Object and bar stands for bAnother Arbitrary rObject. as you can see the name "rObject" contains the name "Rob" in it and Rob is short for Robert so if you have any complaints about it you should blame uncle bob (as that is always the morally correct thing to do in every single scenario)
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