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Omg this!!!

@lihikainanea The audacity some people have when it comes to interacting with strangers’ dogs is unreal. I’ve had to give SO many people shit about coming up to my pup/ trying to interact weirdly with him. Iot’s so frustrating.

I’ll never understand why people think shit like this is ok to do. It literally blows my mind. Even before I got my pup I was obsessed with dogs but it would never cross my mind to go up to a stranger and interact with one without talking to their owner.

People are wild

A random but real angry PSA

From this dog owner to all non dog owners:

If you wouldn’t do it to a human child, don’t fucking do it to my dog.

IE: you wouldn’t run up to a random toddler and suddenly pick them up, squealing in their ear, without asking their parents first right? No, of course not.

So don’t fucking do it to my dog.

You also wouldn’t run up to a human child and randomly shove food at them without asking their parents first, right? No, of course not.

So don’t fucking do it to my dog.

Last night on our walk at 10PM, this random fucking woman from out of nowhere just RAN up to Bongo and fucking picked him up, cradling him like a baby. He fucking shrieked because he was shit scared, and I was so fucking mad–and she had the audacity to be like “omg calm down, I just love dogs.”

And tonight on our potty break, this random old woman at a bus stop saw him and just like, whipped out some random ass chunks of WHAT I HOPED WAS BREAD and literally shoved half a loaf down his throat. I told her no, put my hand out, but she kept saying “yes! yes!” and moving around my hand to shove more at him. I got aggressive with her and when I bent to pick Bongo up to carry him away, she shoved my hands back and literally crammed half a bread loaf down his throat.

I swear to fucking god, I’m murderous.

I’m literally going to do the same to them, now. The next person who swoops down and just picks him up? I’m going to grab them at the knees and throw them over my shoulder, squealing about how I just love humans they’re so cute. The next person who shoves food at him without asking me? I’m going to pick up a wad of grass and shoe it down their fucking throat, all awwwww who’s a good girl? YOU ARE!

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10 years ago today on april 29th 2010,miss catherine elizabeth middleton married prince william of wales, both of them vowing to love, comfort, honor, and keep each other. on that day they became the duke and duchess of cambridge and now have three children: george alexander louis, charlotte elizabeth diana, and louis arthur charles. Happy 10th Anniversary! ❤️

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Sad news to hear and read this today. My thoughts are with The Queen and the rest of the family at this time. I hope he didn’t suffer too much. 

Thinking of all who knew him. 🙏🏻

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Look, trainers are great and I’m all for taking their advice but sometimes they can be a bit ... too rigid.

The main thing I’ve learned in the past year since getting my puppy is that you need to do what works best for your lifestyle.

Like obviously I don’t mean you should disregard everything you’re told by trainers, but if something doesn’t work for you, you don’t need to do it. It’s your life, it’s your dog, you’re in charge.

Also that whole “potty pads make them think it’s ok to pee in the house” thing is really easy to avoid. All you need to do is get one of those pheromone sprays that attract dogs to pee on a certain spot and spray it on the potty pad. When the pup goes on to the bathroom on the pad, you can give him a little pet or something (NOT a treat). If he goes potty inside anywhere other than the pad, have no reaction and clean it up without paying attention to him. Then, when the pup goes outside, make a BIG deal. Like “omg what a good boy” give him a good treat and all the pets and praise (you’re going to look like an idiot celebrating your dog taking a shit- the sooner you accept it the better LOL)

This way the dog learns that outdoors = best place to go because that’s when he gets treats.

This also makes it so that you don’t really need to wake up in the middle of the night and take him out if you really don’t want to.

The only thing I wouldn’t recommend is having him sleep in your room unless you want that to be a permanent thing. With sleeping, you want to start how you want to finish. So if you want him sleeping in the living room permanently, you should start that from the first night or it’ll make it 100x harder to change it

Also other notes for potty training: have your dog on a schedule. Like from the first day, make note of what you do and when (especially in terms of eating and going to the bathroom) and then try to stick to that schedule everyday. A puppy can hold their bladder for max their age in months + 1 and if he knows that everyday you take him out at least once every three hours, and he knows he gets treats when he goes outside, he will hold it.

Also as he gets older bell strings are amazing

from one dog mama to next, I wish you patience and grace for the next several months. may the 3am potty breaks not kill you, may the 2 weeks of regression after you think he's fully trained not stress you. may the age old question of "what are you eating?" not panic you and may the tears you cry for the love you have for your little shit of a demonic drunken toddler pup not overwhelm you <3 despite it all, they're so so worth it. good luck, Lei, you're more than ready :)

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Oh man I’m not looking forward to the potty breaks. And like, I thought I had a stroke of brilliance but the trainers I’ve spoken to are like nO.

Hear me out.

He has a crate, and an exercise pen. At night, I was going to set him up in my bedroom--and put the crate INSIDE the huge exercise pen. I’d leave the crate unlocked, but he’d still be in the safe confines of the exercise pen--and then I was just going to put a potty pad outside his crate.

And like, on the one hand, I get that potty pads are the devil and blah blah blah because it teaches them it’s okay to go inside the house. But my dude, listen, pee on the potty pad first during the night and then when you can hold your peanut bladder for longer than like 2 hours, we’ll talk about bringing you outside . I love your furry ass but we live in a SKETCHY NEIGHBOURHOOD little dude and you don’t scare anyone yet. We got bats out here in the middle of the night. I ain’t getting no rodent stuck in my hair so you can piddle three drops on a fire hydrant.

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From Naked Singularity (2021)

Source:

Via billskarsweater on IG.

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Roman, to Johann after Peter leaves Hemlock Grove :

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Thierry Mugler Haute Couture Fall/Winter 1997.

Model: Adriana Sklenarikova-Karembeu

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uhm, can we also imagine doing this to Roman’s jag please

Likeeee IMAGINE the bitch fit he would have LOL

OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING , so lately I’ve been watching these silly TikTok challenges things and one of them was slam your boyfriends car door prank . Now just imagine doing that for shits and giggle to daddy Axel 😳 it’s all fun and games but he loves his car just as much as he loves you ( maybe more😭 ) so just imagine the punishment he’d give to his baby girl.... if you have the time to write more on this I’ll appreciate you. Also been seeing how you’re in school , girl I praise you for continuing during these times when the semester is over I hope you get some good D ♥️😊

i’m gonna tweak this a little and say, what if you’ve been a total brat all day? as you’re driving home you’re sulking in the passenger’s seat and axel has already determined that you’re in big trouble. but when you get home, you scramble out of the car and slam the door as hard as you can, and oh, oh no. it’s not necessarily the fact that you could have broken the window or damaged the door. it’s the fact that you slammed it in utter defiance. and he isn’t about to let that shit fly. no sir. so he rushes after you, and just as you reach the door, he’s got your arm in a death grip. “you’re going to wish you’d never done that,” he growls, and there’s fire in his eyes. he doesn’t let go of your arm as he wrenches the door open. he drags you inside and you don’t even make it past the living room before he’s shoving you down front first over the arm of the couch. 

“i have had enough of this fucking attitude,” he snaps, yanking your dress up over your ass and ripping your underwear down your legs. without warning, he lays a hard smack to your bottom, and you yelp. “not a sound. you will lay there and take it quietly, until you can show me that you’re done being a brat.” another swat. then another, and another. he’s showing no mercy, and you know you aren’t going to be able to sit down for a day or two after this. and axel, you don’t call him a brat tamer for no reason. he whips you back into submission in no time, and soon, you’re sobbing, telling him you’re sorry, that you shouldn’t have been misbehaving. and then, it’s over. he’s pulling you into his arms and shushing your cries. for now, you’ve learned your lesson. until the next time you decide to misbehave, of course. 

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Défilé automne-hiver 1998-1999 Haute Couture    

- Yves Saint Laurent - Défilé Haute Couture (Editions La Martinière)

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Just @ me next time

bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and it's a character who hasn't had a day of real happiness in years

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dior by john galliano newsprint corsets

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© Nona Limmen {via Instagram}

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Alice Sweet Alice (Alfred Sole, 1976)

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Good morning. 🌹

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(Requested by @inforapound - Ivar doing the head bob thingy)