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Some Palestinian history, featuring oranges.

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i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

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My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft

Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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I continue to not understand why recipes keep calling for tablespoons of butter as if scooping butter is anything but pliable, or an actual stick that doesn't fit a spoon

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they should make nervous systems that are less nervous

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Oh, ich bin definitiv zu online/Englisch-brained um das beim ersten Mal richtig zu lesen.

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hi really sorry to bother you but i just want to let you know that you reblogged a post from another tumblr user

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me

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WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t