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*shotguns then proceeds to crush empty can against forehead*

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is the prev tags divide just millennials vs gen z or am i missing something. put in the tags how old u are and if you’re pro prev tags or not

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motherfuckers out here saying "i hate driving 😞 lets get self driving cars 😄” like shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up you want free public transportation. you want a train

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ok I hate asking again but the Big Boy Office Job fell through, and although I did end up taking a kitchen management position, I won't get paid until Tuesday

so if anyone could spare a few bucks, I just need like $30 for gas money so that I can actually get to work this weekend 😬

no pressure, and the offer to pay you back is once again there

venmo is @rileygray81

paypal is rileygray8197@gmail.com

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I am a nintendog and you are a tennis ball

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softe litle doge

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Hello, my name is Teresa, and things are terrible for me right now. I have type 1 diabetes, am an autistic person, and I'm struggling to get onto disability. I live with my father and brother, and we don't have much money for food, let alone my medications. If anyone can help any, I'd appreciate it immensely.

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What the Heck is a mushroom?Well let me tell you… its like a plant… but stop right there…Its not a plant… its nota planet and not an animal.. Its something else… Something fucked up that we havnt ever seen before… You can eat it on a steak but its not an animal or a plant… So what is a mushrom? Its a fungits

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i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

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Like don't get me wrong I was gonna return him anyway just because he was Too Much Dog for me, but that wasn't linked to me being autistic 😬

Looking back Dayan's breeder was pretty shitty to me once she found out I'm autistic and have adhd. Constantly telling me that she wouldn't have given me a puppy if she knew about my """handicap""" (ew) and I think that was part of the reason she was so pushy about how I should return him

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Looking back Dayan's breeder was pretty shitty to me once she found out I'm autistic and have adhd. Constantly telling me that she wouldn't have given me a puppy if she knew about my """handicap""" (ew) and I think that was part of the reason she was so pushy about how I should return him

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Wow what a strange dog!

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Commission for @ krenshekkor from twitter

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Hot take: 99% of the time when someone scoffs, "your dog trained you!" they are referring to communication. My dog communicated with me. I heard him. It was a reasonable request and I accepted it, or it was an unreasonable request so I offered an alternative.

Training is communication. Communication should go both ways.

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Here’s this weeks pokemon, hope you’re still enjoying these cause i’m still having fun drawing them!

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I never thought he’d ever be so happy about coming back when I call him haha