leslie. 25. she/her. infj. humor, fallout, books, bioshock, TES and other stuff idk mostly fallout tho rn sorryqueen shitposter
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Some people’s politics are literally just “people deserve to suffer”
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boycott burger king we can’t excuse this kind of flagrant monarchist apologism in this day and age
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Okay but cross-stitching is literally just acoustic pixel art and you can’t convince me otherwise
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shower gel label: immerse your self in this new “Me Time” luxury fruity tooty. abandon all sense of identity and dissolve Your memories into this soothing chemical broth One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely
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things to call people you HATE
easy bake oven
expired coupon
spam email
wet sock
squeaky grocery cart
inconvenient fire drill
cold bowl of soup
itchy sweater
unnecessary movie sequel
overdraft bank fee
crying baby on a plane
wobbly table
sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around
billy
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i mean, throughout history so many things change but i like how there are so many things that we as modern viewers just relate to effortlessly? whether it’s a 3000 year old burnt cooking pot or that sumerian clay tablet where a customer complains about the wrong grade of copper being delivered. like you look at this thing that is almost 4000 years old and ‘aw, it’s just like that bad amazon review i left!’ or that roman soldier’s letter where he’s basically ‘british weather sucks balls can u pls send me warm socks’. like, underneath the hugely different ways people lived back then, their massively different beliefs, the fact they lived under long-gone empires and spoke dead languages…there’s still always that thread of continuity because it’s just so human. i love it.
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I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time
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