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Don't feed the trolls
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'Let's hang out on Toril, maybe carve out new domains there as demipowers,' was probably Myrkul's idea. He was the one who spent his 'death' discovering that he actually enjoyed the mortal world, and if he jumps back into full godhood not only is he beholden to those laws he was enjoying escaping from, but due to loss of the portfolio of the dead to Kelemvor he would likely have to be subservient to another god while some kid wields all the power he once held. Nah, he's going to stand outside the box and have his fun unhindered and with no boss. Especially Ao, after the Incident. (I wonder if one of the reasons Myrkul Bey al-Kursi remained crown prince even in old age was because he disliked the responsibility tha came with kingship?)
Bane makes me facepalm, because this is a major demotion in power just to make sure nobody else can team up with his old adventuring party but him. Honestly, I think deep down he misses being human: he takes an active and personal role in the temporal world, develops fucked up attachments to someof his followers, and finds wonder in the intricacies of human biology (and that frightens him).
Bhaal hasn't got a lot of choice but to climb the divine ladder from the bottom, and I suspect he's mostly following Myrkul's lead (their 'symbiotic' friendship seems to be intact, or so I guess from Ed Greenwood mentioning 15th century Myrkulytes avoiding murder out of respect for Bhaal, suggesting to me that Myrkul warned them not to step on his stab-happy bff's toes). I think Bhaal hates this little adventure of theirs the most: he enjoys getting his hands dirty; but the world disgusts him; he got burned badly tying himself to the Material Plane in the Moonshaes, and the next time he was reduced to quasideity status was the Time of Troubles where he just wanted to fucking go home already.
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how many years into ppl demanding complete moral purity from their protagonists will we end up with just milquetoast therapyspeak mouthpieces in place of actual characters
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Anyway, I am once again seeing people picking up Pillars of Eternity for the first time and as such I am feeling obligated to let you all know that there are free to download short stories that you can grab from ✨ here ✨
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The Chosen, and how well they suit their job, imo:
Orin: Perfectly good Bhaalist, aside from failing at the dress code. 9.5/10. He doesn't deserve you.
Gortash: Not a bad Banite, but kind of out of sync with Bane's own personality. There's also something in the vibes I can't put my fingers on.
Durge: Would likely be better off in the Orthodox Church of Bane, or as a Jergali member of the Order of the Long Death. Malarite could work.
Ketheric: Failed Myrkulyte 101 (Death Good, Resurrection Bad).
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Genderswaps so now we have even more evil women
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Felt like drawing some nice lighting
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Redraw of the most liked Gort morning :) 6 months and 3 days later.
Commissions are OPEN
Id be happy for some support :)
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happy halloween! have a gort conducting questionable experiments, based on my favourite reanimator pic <3
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We're going to hell with this!
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Gortash Week day 1- Inventor/Criminal
And I thought, why not both?
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Younger merchant Gortash when you come to trade him rotten tomatoes for a dagger
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A commission for twitter user @grosstash Featuring their durge Eva and Gortash Thank you again for commissioning me! :D
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A pearl, prized from the flesh, greedy fingers digging at the pit.
Something was stolen from you, and you are left hollow.
Jean-Baptiste Julien Royer from Divine the Blood, for @nullshocked
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