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heyyy everybody. so i really absolutely hate having to make this post, but june has been trying to murder my finances and throw a million emergencies at me at once. i already had no money after a few groceries, gas, phone bill, and child support. then i had to get roadside assistance for locking my keys in my car, and now i’m currently waiting for a tow because both my passenger tires are completely blown out. oh yeah, and my glasses are broken and i can’t afford to replace them.

i’m probably going to be able to finesse getting the tires but i’ll be borrowing from my next paycheck and might have to skip my car payment this month and i’m gonna have to doordash constantly when i’m not at work so i can make rent

if anyone is able to chuck a few dollars my way to at least help me get new glasses, or some gas so i can eventually doordash once my tires are on, i’d really really appreciate it. my cashapp is $cl0verf0x and my venmo is @acloverfox

please help if you can or at least spread this around if youre able :<

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Arthur Miller, The Crucible: A Play in Four Acts.

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hi friends - i’m in need of some community help. i started a new job, one that’s gonna be really good for me, but i have some time ‘till i get my first paycheck.

i need at least $50 for bus tickets & cat food. if you can spare even $5, it’d be so so appreciated.

cashapp is $jumpbeanjump

venmo is bugsondaceiling

*will delete when i reach my goal*

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Okay, you know what? After reading this post, I jokingly said we should all just make a pact to reblog it five times a day forever. So I'm gonna do this louder for the people in the back:

AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS

AO3 IS RUN BY FANS (VOLUNTEERS, NO LESS)

AO3 IS PART OF THE NON-PROFIT, ORGANIZATION FOR TRANSFORMATIVE WORKS

AO3 IS NOT OWNED BY ANY COMPANIES AND DOES NOT EARN REVENUE

AO3 OPERATES ON DONATIONS FROM FANS

again:

AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS

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white knuckle gripping the sink nobody is born knowing everything and with perfect judgement you are supposed to change i am the worst version of myself that will ever exist again and thats great and i dont need to kill myself over things i believed or said in the past that i no longer agree with ever at all raaahhhhhhhh

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boosting!! $35/50

hi friends - i’m in need of some community help. i started a new job, one that’s gonna be really good for me, but i have some time ‘till i get my first paycheck.

i need at least $50 for bus tickets & cat food. if you can spare even $5, it’d be so so appreciated.

cashapp is $jumpbeanjump

venmo is bugsondaceiling

*will delete when i reach my goal*

[bakedbeandotcom]

a relationship should be fifty-fifty. She lays me gently in the cold dark earth and I crawl home to her.

[bakedbeandotcom]

hi friends - i’m in need of some community help. i started a new job, one that’s gonna be really good for me, but i have some time ‘till i get my first paycheck.

i need at least $50 for bus tickets & cat food. if you can spare even $5, it’d be so so appreciated.

cashapp is $jumpbeanjump

venmo is bugsondaceiling

*will delete when i reach my goal*

[bakedbeandotcom]

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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i am a lofthouse sugar cookie:

- soft

- round

- sweet

- crumble very easily

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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

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Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

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YES i let my power strip sleep in bed with me. so what

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