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"I am Normal abt Silly Oc ships" and other hillarious jokes I can tell myself :] Randy belongs to @grimbothefool

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Old Farts @bakedbeanz

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Fallout 4 character sheet be upon ye!! Sheet from @vault81 this was vry fun :]

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Happy Celebradiation @bakedbeanz 😊

Here's your OC Red! I enjoyed drawing them so much!

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My submission for the Fallout Celebradiation 2024!! I drew Clove Mays for @icyglaceon471 hope you like it!

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"How's this gonna help us fix a car, cowboy?" They are gettin NO WORK DONE!! His ass is not a mechanic @grimreapersbutt

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oc asks that reveal more than you think

Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?

Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?

Ask them to describe their love interest.

Do they look good in red?

Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about?

Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?

Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.

Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?

Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)?

What age do they most want to be right now?

They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save?

Do they like romance in the books they read (or in the book they’re in)?

Name one thing their parents taught them.

Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?

What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work?

If money wasn’t a limit, what would they wear?

Do they like children?

Kissing: tongue or no tongue?

Do they study before tests? Practice before job interviews?

What do they like that nobody else does?

What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw?

Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to?

Stability or novelty?

Honesty or charity?

Safety or possibility?

Talent or effort?

Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)?

Would they date a fixer-upper?

What recurring dreams do they have?

What would they do if they knew it would be forgiven?

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oh fuuckk it me!!

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broooo, you left ur vault dweller in the dehydrator for too long.. yeah all his pretty-boy hair is gone now :(

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Fake screenshot made for @bogchampion's fic W/ Red and their sole Tristan >:] The fic is HERE, PLEASEEE go read it i almost frew up its so good!!!!

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Red Affinity Dialogue

Nobody asked for this BUT. I wanted to write some dialogue for Red as if he were a FO4 Companion. So! Here's a list of responses to the Relationship/Checking in part of the companion wheel

Romanced Affinity: “Heh.. Sweetheart, when I’m with you it feels like my hands finally stop shaking. I wouldn’t trade this for the world.” “Do I even have’ta say it? You turn this ol’ soldier into one helluva sap..” “Still can’t believe how lucky I am.. Having someone like you love me makes my head spin, babe.” “Ah.. Y’know I’m not great with words. How bout’ I just show  you instead, yeah?” “I feel as safe as a guy could get, right by your side.” —---- Best Friend Affinity: “With you as a friend? The Commonwealth better run and hide, heh.” “C’mon, we’re practically family by now. Atleast in my book, you are..” “I didn’t come 200 years and a handful of close calls jus’ to quit on you now, bud” “Around you I got nothin’ to worry about, and you don’t either, alright?” “I know it’s rich comin’ from me, but you don’t gotta worry about that. You and me? We’re as tight as it gets.” —------------ Good Friend Affinity: “As long as you don’t mind the explosions, I think you and I are doin’ pretty damn good.” “Travelling with you may not be for the faint of heart, but lucky for you I like it that way.” “We’ve blasted our way through half the Commonwealth by now, heh. Hopefully, we’ll keep it that way too.” “I feel like I got nothin’ to worry about traveling with you, so I’d say we’re doin’ alright.”

(Teasing Tone) “Well, I haven’t been shot and you haven’t been blown to bits yet. So far I’m a pretty happy camper.” —----------- Neutral Affinity: “Hey, you lead and I’ll follow- I got no complaints.” “Can’t think of much to complain about for now.” “Well, I haven’t blown myself to kingdom come so.. That's somethin’, right? Heh.” “I haven’t thought about it too much, maybe I should..” “Reminds me of being back in the army, both the good and the bad.” ---------------- Dislike Affinity: “Tryin’ my best to watch your back. Hoping you’ll do the same too..” (Sarcastic) “Could be worse, I guess… I could be gettin' eaten by Mirelurks right now.” “Becoming more and more clear to me where I stand on your list of priorities, at least..” “Hmgh.. You know how to put a guy on edge. And not in the good way..” “I can’t lie, I’m not thrilled to be traveling with you. But its better than dying..” —----------- Hateful Affinity: “Pass me some Jet, so I can forget about what happened today.” “Look, just tell me what needs blowing up, and let that be it, yeah? I’d rather not talk to you.” “This isn’t what I signed up for y’know..” “Let’s hope a grenade doesn’t land at your feet.. God, let's hope..” “Ask me again and see where it gets you.”  

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do you think hancock has ever gotten a straw stuck in his nose hole

so many times i bet. He tries to put as many as he can in there and then it Hurts him and he proceeds to not learn

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I call it mind eraser, no chaser at all (On permanent leave of everything) Law abiding, dick riding, fun police, leave us alone (Dulling the edge of a razor blade) What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?

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Come and lay by my side Right here Red, I love you and the world.. Randy belongs to @grimreapersbutt

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Deer hate him, women fear him, everyone hates this fuckin mountian hermit actually

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Not to be a sap on main but the fact that i'm mutuals w/ some of my favorite artists is fucking CRAZY??? And I've gotten to talk w/ some of them??

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Using Colter Wall lyrics in your art is so fucking hot

HELLO??????? thank you??