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$100 she makes him cry on live television
#you are a disgrace#bypassed the jugular went straight for the soul#yk he felt that one#2024 presidential election#presidential debate
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My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
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Bnha as my personal interpretations of their zodiac sign from people i know irl
Hitoshi Shinso, Cancer: “I care more about my special interest than any of you fucks. Sorry.” Mostly normal, except implying he has a special interest. Would like to know Shinso’s special interest
Izuku Midoriya, Cancer: 👆AYO???
Katsuki Bakugo, Taurus: “I’m suave af and know it. I make ppl wanna slap the shit out of me. It’s part of my charm. My voice does things to ppl. I had a girlfriend for 8 months without confiding in my closest friends abt it. Secret romantic but ppl can tell” I’m gonna commit a fucking larceny
Mei Hatsume, Aries: “experimentation is fun af. Also, I’m gonna go disappear for 9 days and forget you exist. See you MAYBE next next Tuesday.” Real tbh
Shoto Todoroki, Capricorn: “Inner peace? Joy? What’s that? I have more unhealthy coping skills than you could imagine.”
Miruko, Pisces: “i would murder you for one bite of that kitkat. Wym bullying isn’t affection? I said i ain’t doing it. YOU LOVE MEEEEEE AH AH” LMAO slaps
Tomura Shigaraki, Aries: “WE��RE HAVING FUN GODDAMNIT. LEMME BLAST UR ASS WITH THIS ROMAN CANDLE. wyM we can’t tussle in this shopping center. “For the bit” physical altercation is not an adequate substitute for the love your parents never gave you. Yes, even if it works
Toga Himiko, Leo: “I’m a backstabbing bitch. Teehee”
Shota Aizawa, Scorpio: A cutthroat bitch. Has been through some shit. Always tired. “if you saw me in public, no you didn’t.” Ahh bitch
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Remember a week ago when sabrina carpenter was the straightest woman on the planet
#frantically screaming IM NOT ONE OF THEM#loving this new genre of societal expectations#thought she was cooked lmaoo#sabrina carpenter#jenna ortega#taste
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what are rats doing so many small sniffs for. just do one big one and move on girl
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whoever wired the body's pain and pleasure responses along many of the same neural pathways thank you thank you thank you thank you
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mom called me a fag yesterday by accident
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pro hero dynamight is courting teacher deku?!!!!!!!!?!!
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Tell me... Izuku... can I.... still catch up with you?
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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
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New sketch of Katsuki from Noguchi (nstime23)

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