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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
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It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
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We overwork people, and liberal response is

Overwork children so they’re more used to it as adults
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u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension
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I’m surprised no one asked for a gif but here it is 🤷🏻♀️
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what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
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