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[baldmikeclubofficial]

Thank you for all the ones who voted in the election and made us get where we are. It's time to begin.

#baldmike2025

[baldmikeclubofficial]

Y'all keep asking when this will be over or begging for the cult to end. Here's our response:

This cult will keep going at least until April (for April Fools, because more people are gonna agree to change their pfps for just one day). But ultimately, we want to keep going until we reach our biggest goal: getting noticed by at least one Stranger Things cast member.

So, if you want the cult to end:

First of all, you have bad taste bc bald mike wheeler is the best

Spread the word, share and try to get the attention of some cast member (we're focusing on Brett Gelman, Matthew Modine and Noah Schnapp since they're more in touch with the memes)

Help us take over Tumblr/Twitter

L + ratio + we're cooler than you

Thanks for reading.

[baldmikeclubofficial]

Hi! Welcome to the bald mike wheeler club!

It was created after @clericallyinsane received an anon ask, later revealing themselves as @strangertheories , saying byler shippers were baldphobic (satire). Someone later told Ella (clericallyinsane), after they got sent more bald mike anons by the same person, that all they took away from the asks was bald mike wheeler. Ella, with their amazing creative talent, created an abomination edit of Mike with no hair. That prompted @octobergrae to say this would be the new mishapocalypse, which inspired @tntozier to change their profile picture and officially make it a club.

All you gotta do to join the club is change your pfp. You can spread the word too but that's optional. Help us take over Tumblr and become a legendary meme. Thank you for reading.