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Hey! Knock knock! Guess who it is!

*aggressive fist on door*

Open the door, Broker.

*Broker frantically proceeded to put every lock possible on the door and barricade it with furniture*

[the-brokies]

Ah. Someone who also doesn’t appreciate that hammer-swinging brute. Cheers!

*summons a glass and proceeds to toast to this specific anon*

[the-brokies]

Hey do you accept Apple Pay for Broker coin?

-📺 anon

no.

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dear broker,

i have stolen your children. you wont be getting them back. :)

-softal

(ps: they have convinced me to join the church)

JOY!!!!!!

[the-brokies]

ONE OF US, ONE OF US ONE OF US

-@brokerplushreal

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hey *with rizz*

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oml is that Broker Phighting?!?!?!? its the silly its the goofy its the funny!!!

also yes Ban Hammer sucks, but what about Subspace? (prior to rewrite)

subspace is okay! he hasn't tried to kill me yet sooo c: also who are you? :D

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WHOEVER MADE THIS I LOVE IT!!!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 THANK YOU!!! *does the peter griffin death pose* //Art submission from my strawpage

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