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oh, so you're rocking? you're rocking and rolling??
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well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!
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>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"
>go outside
>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it
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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die
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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
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Rate my fit:
$1,000,000 jacket
A kind smile
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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often
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So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight
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