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Demi and Ariana go shopping

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Why is it even called the Swiss guard... do you actually have to be Swiss to join? I guess there are Swiss Italians right... Wikipedia says it's 10% of the country. Weird type of restrictions for hiring though. I wonder if anybody made a discrimination claim against them... although I guess the Vatican legal system prob doesn't even recognize the concept of discrimination LOL

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My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon

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Star Wars themed porn bots?!?!

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anerican choese

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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i think i’m in love with the man i cheated on my boyfriend with

Not Carrie Bradshaw in my inbox

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Didn’t expect this to be so frightening

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Distribution of ticks infected with Lyme disease in the US

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*does an evil hand rub while putting on hand sanitizer*

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