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where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"
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Me: wow, those cookies were good :]
The cookie run selfshipper wondering where their cookie f/o is:

[ proship/comship dni ]
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boyfriend moodboard so i can force everybody that follows me to look at him
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🐹🐱 chiikawa self ship commissions now open!! 🐰🐿️
do you want you and your f/o as silly chiikawa critters? i can gladly do so! ^_^ it’s $15 for one just like this, an additional character will be $5! 8 slots available!
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5/17 🪅 It’s my birthday! Mike baked me a cake! 🧡🩵 (c: Burning_nipple)
#SO CUTTEEEE happy (albeit late) birthday !!!#the cake augheheeheh <3#wishing you the best birthday ever :3c#💙💚:(others)
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good matches tonight :3c (today?)
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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good
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thinking hard about ballistic. about his voice about his face about his gloves about how he stands about his Him .... his Him !!!!!!
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listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker
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Reading voicelines from your video game f/o and giggling n kicking your feet
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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here
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Maid day is over, but me and Mike still wanted to dress up!!! 🎀 (c: ratscrap)
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COMM FROM @bizarrescribblez !!! giggling kicking my feet things of that nature ... 💙💚 so so so cute i am so happy :3c !!!
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throws my guy at you ... my silly guy !!!
I wanna do a lil selfship reblog game, reblog with a pic of your f/o to get assigned a trinket from da griddle hoard! It could be a figure, an enamel pin, a plush....I have many such trinkets and I want an excuse to look at everyone’s F/Os!!!
An example with my gabagool 💙

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you never know how unwell you are about The Character until you see them shipped with a canon character or/and you see someone's headcanon about them that you don't agree with. either of these things could turn you into a snarling biting dog.
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