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I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america
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guy trying to sell me a spear: Are you absolutely SURE you wouldn't touch that man with a ten foot pole? 🤔
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I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos
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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands
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I’m very curious cause I know most of tumblr uses ao3
Pls pretend 3 says read/write I can’t edit it
I tend to mostly write fics but i occasionally read them
Please reblog so more ppl can answer :)
#5!#i only read when i super need a fix on something#if im curious#or if im super into the fandom#but otherwise i'm writing only
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Found a wasp-mimicing jumping spider today!!!
It's gonna be a good day.
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today
we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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cursed alternative universe where spuffy`s ship name is bike... cause... you know, she do be riding that thang
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…
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