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Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.
However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.
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august almost over??? what's next??? september???? october???? december???? 2023?????
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Feel free to reblog to have more people to vote. Feel free to explain why you voted the way you did. DO NOT SENT ANON HATE FOR HOW PEOPLE VOTED.
#baby i been here since 2011#this is my longest relationship with a platform#tied only with spotify#and she's on thin ice rn
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i actually think its incredibly funny that people can just log on to the internet and get in a fight with a guy in another country. what a privileged time we live in. you used to have to go to war to do that
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girl how could someone have died 2100 years ago
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girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)
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being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.
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they should invent a desire to be wanted that doesn't feel grotesque and perverse
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Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat
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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad
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Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.
follow for more tits
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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"
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let me show you guys the best pic i’ve ever taken of my cat

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