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ITS MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY!! SEND BIBI @ballternia ASKS!!!!! or just wish her a happy birthday out of character :) @mmoxie

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like if u thing the girl on the left is jsut as pretty as the girl on the right

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hater behavior

tmi tuesday guest post! bibi @ballternia is bad at sex

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much to think about. ft bibi of @ballternia

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almost makes it sound like youve got a little crush there, girl

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BN: she can crush me any kind of way she wants you dig

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smash or pass caurra. and be honest!

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BN: if im not smashin at the moment its only cause im like BN: hittin the electrolytes BN: for more smashin BN: she may as well be swipin her membership card at the gettin sucked off store every time she comes over to goyle the bong BN: and i dont even KEEP shit on the counter anymore BN: rip to my vintage one of a kind faberge tony hawk statuette BN: you paid a dire price so i could bust BN: we salote you BN: slalute BN: we slute you

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smash or pass sigurd, just for fairness sake

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BN: i mean smash but BN: you member how i mentioned a phobia of mine BN: somethin somethin thang asunder BN: anyway i just think its best if we stick to frottin out our differences BN: i hear thats the best way to form a warriors bond too

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smash or pass sigurd, just for fairness sake

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BN: i mean smash but BN: you member how i mentioned a phobia of mine BN: somethin somethin thang asunder BN: anyway i just think its best if we stick to frottin out our differences BN: i hear thats the best way to form a warriors bond too

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smash or pass merle riddel. please stay safe with the answer you pick btw

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BN: girl you could hitch my hips to an imperial barge BN: hit the thrusters to max BN: and it wouldnt be NEARLY enuff to pull me out BN: id have that girl speakin some other language BN: like french or smth idk

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oh uh, got a follow up message from fafs. she says "give the pass back i changed my mind"

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BN: come n get it ya juicy jiggler

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nother bit a mail for ya miss beeb. this one's from a uhhh caurra? says "hey boo thang" eugh "i have a royal function comin up soon and wanted you as my plus one. gonna need you to dress up just a little and keep your tits out of the punch bowl, but it'll still be a great time. I'll come over and give you a homoerotic makeover if youre down." and she signed it with a little winking pirate skull. sigh.

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BN: listen they cant stay out of the punch bowl forever BN: but for you i will try BN: more importantly though BN: how homoerotic we talkin

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can you chug a sparkling water and not burp?

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BN: its a worthy experiment but ysee brochacho BN: i dont drink that BN: lay croy BN: or that uh BN: luh croicks BN: but for you BN: id suffer through it BN: i might blow up tho

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why are u scared of puss

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BN: what if it grips too hard and yanks that thang asunder

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good to know you hate women

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BN: im so sorry its a big phobia of mine BN: but dont worry BN: im doing my best to get as much exposure therapy as possible BN: to get over my terrible terrible fear

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fmk merle, sigurd, caurra

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BN: can you not just put me at the bottom of a pile of em BN: and let me try to fuck my way out BN: maybe someone gets married or dies in the process BN: thats fine

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hey got a message here from one uhhh fafnir drakon? she says "hey ignoring everything else about what you said, what's wrong with my laugh, are you a hater" she also sent over this hastily scribbled "get out of one karbal ass beating free pass"

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BN: girl that laugh makes me so horny my ears get cold BN: all the blood just rushes somewhere else in a hurry you dig