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i've been watching a friend stream d/r to me the past few days and its got me wondering how bratt would hypothetically be in that universe. i imagine he would mostly look like himself in the dark world (alongside clive) but in the light world he'd be some sort of evil bratt action figure...?

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EVIL BRATT......... car carified balthazar bratt for @balthastarr !!🎤⭐

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THE YEAR WAS 1985 AND THE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON TV WAS...EVIL BRATT!

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crossover scribbles from tonight with @thethndr!!

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@thethndr. *beatles all over your inbox*

"EW !!!!! where'd i put the bug zapper - "

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B.ALTHAZAR B.RATT: BEHIND THE SCENES

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🤖 SANRIO YOUR MUSE!

tagged. no one im starting this trend tagging. @drucriminal / @devilagent / @jellodoc. @thethndr. and anyone else who wants to!

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would ya loosen up, would ya

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(delirious from allergies) hey isn't it messed up how aside from clive, bratt probably saw the production crew and adults on set as essentially parents to him given his status as an orphan. imagine that a new set of parental figures takes you in, tells you you're special and not like the other kids and better than everyone else and they give you everything you want, but then you hit puberty and you're too "ugly" for them and no longer serve a purpose. like he wasn't just rejected by hollywood, he probably also took it as essentially a rejection by his parents. for aging

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got some replies out before i have to head to work, we'll see how much energy i have later in the day !

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@drucriminal. tell me the truth.

COMMANDS & DEMANDS : ACCEPTING.

there's an overdramatic groan as bratt flips himself so he's sprawled upside down, head hanging over the edge of the chair. feet cross as he taps them in the air, eyebrows furrowed in frustration.

" seriously ? where's the fun in that ? "

a weak attempt to mask the discomfort at the suggestion: ' telling the truth ' wasn't something that came easy by him. with a roll of the eyes, he flips himself back upright, elbow propped on the arm of the chair.

" alright, blondie, i'll give you the 411. " a snap of the wrist splays the back of his hand, three fingers held up on one hand and one finger on the second. " three lies. one truth. guess it right, lucky you. guess it wrong ? " rhetorical question is answered by a blow of his bubblegum, loudly popped with a bite and pointed look.

usually, the game is played by three truths and one lie — but balthazar is a man who plays by his own rules.

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TAKE FIVE !

balthazar wasn't looking where he was going as he sipped on his juice, before his snack was rudely interrupted when someone toppled over his cardboard cutout. there's a small yelp as it almost squashes him, jumping to the side in the show's dramatic fashion. fists clench before throwing the evil bratt juicebox he had on the ground in a huff.

" hey ! watch it, tubby ! " bratt kicks the juicebox at the offender, squinting as he looks the kid up and down. he must be from another show, he's never seen this kid around before. there's no way someone like this would ever be featured on his beloved show. what kind of drab costume even is that ?

he looks up at his hair, now slightly mussed from his jolt, reaching up to smooth it back into place. " ugh ! it's called fashion, barf bag. " he parrots the phrase he's picked up from the adults around him as his nose scrunches: partly in disgust and partly in annoyance.

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This was not a villain convention. This is the last time he was ever, ever listening to the Minions. Gru wasn't sure what year he was in now, but it looked like somebody had taken every shade of purple and blue, shoved them in a blender with pixelated mush, and used it to paint a set.

And booths. It looked like Villain-Con...if you had a fifth of the budget and about 0% authenticity. Gru is tapping the cheese-gun against his leg, watching as people dressed as Government agents mill around, when it clicks that it's some kind of TV Show. About villains!

And he's just thinking about how bad the fake guns look when he knocks into a big cut-out of some purple character...and it falls, almost flattening some kid with it.

oops.

"Oh, yikes. Did you get electro-cuted, you hair is all..." he gestures vaguely.

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like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head

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i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

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BALTHAZAR BRATT: RP PARTNERS MAY RB!