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Hoping this hasn’t been done yet

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using the snikt fam’s general disdain/disgust towards everyone/everything as bookends just feels right, i think.

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rebooting for beth outfits cjfndj

Gothic Dresses

Vulgarja on Etsy

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oh look its him its my boy theres my favorite troll boy 

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me finally figuring out how to get better quality drawings onto tumblr in 2021 love it

this is beth, but shes a sad rebellion leader now plz dont scroll down on this account i am ashamed and am redoing all of it 

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ahahahaha y’all remember that au i made? throw the whole thing out the window i changed it!! aha

rip.

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lmao sprite edits

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hi uh so i figured out how to edit photos and here’s the sibling dynamic for beth and tobias thanks drag race for providing quality images

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oh boy here’s the other cringe fan kid/ troll (except cringe culture is dead i do what i want)

anyway, this is tobias he’s an optimistic goofball with a yeezy addiction. like he’s a sneaker head in the making. owns one (1) pair of purple yeezys for the thanos meme. good boy.

he also likes baseball a lot but couldn’t play for a school team bc the helmets didn’t fit his horns (so really only humans played, so uuuh xenophobia is a thing in this world aha oops) he can swing a bat like a motherfucker tho so watch out

yeah i still need to remake this but i’m having issues with my tablet and pen now so it’ll be a hot second :/

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nobody:

not a soul:

me: ok so what if i made a homestuck au where everyone was nice and also i get to make fan kids :))))

anyway here’s the oldest strider vantas sibling, beth, she’s amazing and i love her. i will be redoing this once i get my new tablet pen bc i’m not really happy with the anatomy and stuff but this is her basic character.

also i have like 55 pages of writing for these siblings where their dads get alien-napped bc i guess that’s a cool set up.

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alright here’s the cover page thing that i think best sets up the story

image discription:there are 5 polaroid pictures, each featuring a different family event. the top left depicts the lalonde-maryam’s (rose, kanaya, ofreya- more on her later), the bottom left shows jake almost crying at some frog-shaped bread while dirk comforts him and jane laughs, the top right is a selfie taken by roxy at the zoo that features harry anderson on johns shoulders and calliope farther in the background, the bottom left is a candid photo of the cousins (beth, harry, tobias, tiff, tavros, and ofreya) at a family gathering, and the middle photo is a family photo of the strider-vantas’s

jeez i put too much effort into this

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oh boy part two!! the crocker-egbert-english-harley’s!! love these guys

ok first off, john egbert in my au is a good dad TM and he had a past marriage (that ended on good terms, they’re bros) with roxy which resulted in harry anderson (i love that kid). he was raised by his dad and ended up being the guy with dad energy, you know? he runs the business side of the crocker bakery (he still hates baked goods tho)

jane is a good person in my au because i want her to be. she’s the face of the family-owned and -operated crocker bakery and she has a son named Tavros who was the result of a fling that never actually went anywhere with jake. again, the two are still on good terms, but jane has full custody of tavros bc legal reasons i guess. jake visits all the time

jake english (i love him) used to work with his grandpa and his sister, jade, in a garden shop that the family owned but went traveling for a while after high school. he came back just before grandpa died, and he ended up going to college. he still travels a ton and takes care of his son and helps jade with the garden shop

jade harley owns the garden shop now and has an adopted daughter named tiffany (who has a very unfortunate nickname). she’s the single mom of the squad and she’s a little bit eccentric but she’s a genius and has patented several genetic modifications for seeds (but fuck monsanto am i right).

ok i’ll be moving on to the trolls and kids and stuff next :)

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oooohhh it’s time for some world building baby

so in this AU (that is kinda trash but like everyone is pretty happy) there was never a Sburb or Sgrub game. instead, alternia is an intergalactic partner with earth and there are a few mother grubs on earth (it’s been a few centuries since their introduction). more on the trolls later

let’s talk about the strilondes because who doesn’t love the strilondes? (as a warning, this au features fan kids and ships so get ready to cringe or whatever lol)

dave strider (-vantas, aha davekat) is a high school music/ choir teacher as an adult. as a kid, he was ab*sed by Bro and was 15 when he left with dirk, who was 18 at the time. dave and the beta kids all went to the same schools through high school, where they split up for college/ careers but they all moved back to the city (Skaia City) because found family can be just as strong as real family

dirk strider was also raised by Bro but got himself and his younger brother the hell out as soon as he could (bc dirk is a good guy in my au, ok??). in college (community/ online bc he’s trying to semi-raise his brother) he interned at the local news station where he eventually became a producer (not an anchor tho, i don’t know the logistics). he’s a cool uncle and is still dating jake but they never tied the knot or anything

roxy lalonde is an author who still lives in mom lalonde’s old mansion bc inheritance, and they live their with their partner, callie, and son, harry anderson (more on that marriage thing with john later lol). they lived with and kinda raised rose after their mom had died and they never went to college. a cool pibling (which is a gender neutral version of aunt or uncle i’ve been told, idk i like the term pib :))

lastly, rose lalonde is a therapist who is married to kanaya (duh) and has two troll daughters, one 19 and one a few months old (surprise kid aha). she went through the alcoholic mother thing and her and her sibling are very close from that experience.

anyway thanks for reading, more content coming soon :)

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Your name is BETH and you and your little troll brother, TOBIAS, are sitting on an uncomfortable BENCH in the local POLICE STATION.

What will you do?

aha, i promise i’m working on character sheets for them i just can’t get beth’s face to work lol

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happy wriggling day karkat!

no brain, only davekat today

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and so it begins

i’ll be doing separate character bios about these two, but these are their pesterquest sprites!

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alrighty!!!

this is a page where i’m going to be making my own au for homestuck that i’ll be calling “PrimaryStuck” for reasons you will see later

for now, stay tuned for the world building and the established characters :)