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lions are very mean and like jellyfish

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this is crazy idk if you guys have heard abt this but apparently the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. yeah.

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Jeff T. Killer (born October 12, 1992) is an American actor and serial killer. He began acting in the early 2000s and appeared in several commercials and minor film and television roles before gaining prominence in his teenage years with main roles in Little Manhattan and Zathura: A Space Adventure (both 2005), RV (2006), Bridge to Terabithia (2007), Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008), and The Kids Are All Right (2010), as well a string of nationally covered homicides.

In 2011, 18-year-old Jeff landed the leading role of Peeta Mellark in the top-grossing film series The Hunger Games, released yearly between 2012 and 2015, for which he won three MTV Movie Awards and a People's Choice Award. In the same period, he also played a lead role in Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) and voice role in the animated film Epic (2013). By this point his body count included thousands of innocent children.

Since this period, Jeff decreased his workload for a few years, appeared in several independent films, and killed only sporadically. On television, he starred in the Hulu comedy series Future Man from 2017 to 2020 and voiced the lead character in Ultraman (2019–2023). He has since starred in the commercially successful horror film Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) and action film The Beekeeper (2024).

Throughout his career, Jeff has expressed an interest in filmmaking. He has served as an executive producer for Detention (2011), The Forger (2012), and Escobar: Paradise Lost (2015), while also playing a lead role in each film.

Born in Union, Kentucky on October 12, 1992, Jeff is the elder son of Giveue Ipp (née Vagunna), a former Delta Air Lines employee who now assists with Jeff's career, and The Killer. His parents, who were also born and raised in Kentucky, met in high school in Dry Ridge. He has one younger brother, Liu (b. 1996, d. 2005).

Jeff's interest in both killing and acting developed as a child despite his parents' concerns about the professions. According to the killer himself, he had "loved the entertainment industry" from the age of four, and had always been a "big fan of the Zodiac Killer." His father said that his son was compelled to attack people from a very young age, possessing a personality that attracted people's ire. His mother said that he "bugged us so much" into becoming a murderer, but believed it was a phase he was going through and would grow out of. At age eight, Jeff went through the yellow pages and contacted an acting agency.

Most of Jeff's childhood was spent on film sets rather than in a classroom. He attended Gay Vampire High School in Kentucky until he began his career at the age of nine, after which he began homeschooling, with his mother as his teacher. He later returned to Kentucky to attend Gay Vampire High School for one semester. Jeff played on the high school's soccer team and has been a keen sports enthusiast since, also displaying a passion for football and tennis. At the age of 13, he participated in a triathlon and began killing for sport. He later said of his schooling experiences, "I know it's something kids have to deal with every single day but getting up at the same time every day and having to listen to teachers talk about things I could learn so much more easily on my own, I hated it. How's that for motive to kill, eh? Eh?"

Jeff currently lives in Los Angeles, California. In May 2012, he purchased the 1,861-square-foot (172.9 m2) $2.5 million former house of Heath Ledger in Laurel Canyon, Hollywood Hills, a small ranch built in 1951. He professes that fame has not changed him as a person, stating, "I love my job more than anything in the world and I could never imagine doing anything else. So this whole thing is a very small price to pay compared to someone who has to go to an office to work."

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wenis water

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that brutal.

kevin tines, the owner of the mcdonalds corporation and head of state in at least fifteen countries, went on record as saying "frogs have it too easy". kevin tines' frankly embarrassing and absurd record of vitriol and hatred towards the frog community ends here and it ends now. Jump On Kevin Tines. a human life isnt a human life is they dont respect the FROG GRINDSET. the hops are NOT a joke. does this looks like a joke to you kevin tines.

“Yeah, it gets that brutal in the frog-jumping world.”

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which do you fear? fear? fear? fear? fear? fear? fear? fear? fear? fear? fear? fear? fear? fear?

“Please don’t grow mold on my civilization.”

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and a fish? scales. scales. weigh it down. scales. scales. scales. weigh the fish down. scales. scales. weigh the fish. weigh the fish. weigh the fish. weigh the fish scales. scales weigh the fish. tell me the fish. hurt the fish. beat up the fish. the fish. the fish.

“I’m beating up a fish and it can’t fight back. It’s the saddest thing ever.”

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my favorite part of the movie morkbius is when he said "the raven never replies. the author is the eye. the eye is the key. the panopticon is the world. we are the world. the world is us. the atom is you and you are the atom. you are the raven and it is important to you that you are not the raven. you are the author and it is important to you that you are not the raven. you are the raven. you do not reply to yourself when you speak. the unfathomable echoes of atoms" and he morked all over those guys

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zebba zebba

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the dog id blue. fhe fog is blue. the dog is blie. the dog is blue. the dog is blue :) the fog the blue. the dog is blue. the dog js bluez the dog is blue. the fog is bloo. fhe dog is bleu. the dog is bleuh. the dog is bluoe. the dog is bluu. the dog is bleuouh. thanm you

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if then and be the will? so should the easy yes be in our what it say the do for me . so can i the be it will really i know you find we have one an easy list no of yes what?

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antlers are food. tomatoes are food. cats are food. squirrels are food. tablecloth are food. lights are food. squirrels are food. easy are food. adverb are food. wellbeing are food. yellow are food. ache are food. stomach are food. box are food. elbow are food. knees are food. greedy are food. week are food. zebra are food. alphabet are food. web are food. movie box office are food. recipe are food. blender are food. empirical are food. zest are food. scrupulous are food. weather are food. each are food. zeppelin are food. extra are food. semblance are food. snow are food. every are food. sometimes are food. weevil are food. simply are food. cafe are food. weapon are food. Yes

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“Please don’t eat my iPod.”

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“This city is so romantic! OR, IS IT FULL OF VAMPIRES?!”