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imagine this standing over your bed at night - banana

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Cheesecake Cookie x Ginger Claus

It’s April 4th and someone was coming down the chimney, what the fuck? “Ho ho ho mother fucker! I got some presents for ya!” Cheesecake Cookie was startled at the voice, How rude! “Well,” she started, slowly approaching the chimney with caution, “What is it?” 

Ginger Claus fell in a puff of smoke and coughed as he exited the chimney, “I said *cough* I got some *cough* presents! To all the good lil cookies! Do you know where any are?”

Cheesecake rose an eyebrow. “I’m sorry but I don’t have any kids, I know Blackberry is taking care of Onion.”

She rested a hand on her hip. “And why are you coming in april, you are far too behind on gift giving, and what makes you think i will not call the cops on you for breaking and entering.”

“Now who says Christmas is only in December? I’m the one giving out presents and I can give them out whenever I want so Nyah!” The cookie stuck their tongue out at the other cookie.

“You are acting quite childish.” She spat. “Now will you please leave my house.”

“First off I work with toys all day long how do you think I should act? All serious? Like a dad? I ain’t got kids! Why do you think I’m gonna give the present to others? AND if I did have kids they would be the most spoiled brats to have ever lived!!! SO no complaining! ALSO! Try and call the cops I’m Ginger Claus! I’m allowed in every house!”

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Brick-chan entire body was engulfed in flames. He wanted to be taken by his snail lover in every way known to snail klind. He wanted his slim all over each eight corners! Turn his dark red darker!!!!!

And Romeo stared wantonly at his beloved Brick-chan. Their union was forbidden as he was a snail in small caliber and could not get the taller brick off in any manner of fashion but he was determined! He would make the dust fly from his love! They would have many many hybrid babies with shell of brick!