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Can I get a single bit of notice that doesn't come from a disguised simpleton for once
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the strange thing is that you believe your girlfriend is "official" and "exclusive" with u but you never notice that she gives me looks like this
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At the next Game Trailers, the newest ball game will be shown. It is rumored to be as big as ball sports.
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My favorite thing about being an American brony?
Hmm, I definitely gotta say the strong elemental blades that attack me in public at all times. It's just... so magical, you know? Makes me feel like I belong.
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Hmm. I think I shall leave it ambiguous as to whether I, "made mess," in the "bath room," so that I may use it to set up a sequel.
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Let me tell you right now somethinga bout Bane because it's looking like that strange fellow is about to do something like hurting himself or something do you want to watch and see it
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Don’t Fuck With Witches
Rowan:
My house has been a little weird lately. When I say weird I mean really weird. Mainly because my brother somehow lost his head.
The last couple of months, my brother has been dating this witch named Rebecca. I mean he didn’t know she was a witch. If he did maybe he wouldn’t have pissed her off so much.
My parents were out of town for the week which sucked because I could really use there help right now given my brother’s current situation—
I called Rebecca to see if I could reason with her or if she could at least tell me where his head was at.
“Hey Rebecca! It’s Rowan, Kaleb’s little bro.”
“Oh hey Rowan! I guess your calling about your brother’s little head ache haha.”
“Yeah I’m sorry he’s such an asshole but my parents are going to be home next week. And it’s going to be really hard explaining to them about his… well… you know.”
“Maybe your Brother should have thought about that before he hooked up with that slut Amanda.”
Oh shit! He really messed up! God, I wish he could just keep it in his pants sometimes.
I did feel bad because even though my brother is hot. He’s a bit of a prick. And Rebecca seemed like a nice girl.
“I didn’t know all of that! I mean I know my brother and I wouldn’t put it past him. But I’m sure if he could speak he would have apologized by now.”
“Oh he has! I actually have his head here with me. I thought it would be funny to put him on my dresser kind of like a trophy. But he won’t stop whining! I had to move him to another room just so I can sleep.”
Well at least his head is still here and okay. I’m sure my parents would love to hear that!
“Listen, Rowan you’re a nice kid. I’d hate to get you in trouble. But your dickhead of a brother needs to learn a lesson. And that’s not to fuck with witches! I promise I’ll have your brother’s head back on his shoulders before your parents get back. As long as you’re willing to watch his body for me.”
“Wait, really? Thanks Rebecca!”
“Anytime now have fun with your brothers body. I know you have been thinking about it for awhile.”
“Wait—what? Me? No! My brother’s asshole I would nev—“
“Rowan I realize that we don’t talk a lot. But don’t think I don’t notice how you look at him. It’s the same way I look at the idiot. He’s a jerk but you and I know that jerks can be hot too.”
Damn, I’m impressed. I never thought anyone noticed. I’m mama I’ve lived with Kaleb all of my life and he’s never noticed.
Normally, he would just say something rude.
“You’re right, as much as I hate to admit that.”
“It’s okay Rowan, listen I’ve dated the dummy and he’s fucked me over a couple of times now. Now go have fun! I’ll call you later this week.”
We both said good bye to each other. And I was in shock about the conversation I just had. What the hell am I supposed to do now?
I look over at my Brother’s body who was currently spread out on his bed.
I licked my lips and felt a sudden rush just looking at his sexy body laying in bed.
I almost stopped myself but honestly what has he done for me? Like Rebecca said I should have fun. And it looks like I have a whole week with my big bro’s sexy body.
“Well big bro! It looks like it’s just you and me this week.”
All of the sudden my brother’s body kicked out his socked feet from under the covers. As if he we’re offering them to me.
“Don’t mind if I do!” I approach his left foot and carefully take his sock off. Revealing his sexy size 11 jock feet.
“Fuck, this is hot.” I wasn’t sure if he could feel what I was doing to him. But all of the sudden he pulled the blanket off of him and pointed down to his feet.
He’s always been assertive I guess even without a head.
I put my hands right on the soul of his foot abs started massaging them. I looked up to see a reaction and seemed to like it. So I decided to keep going.
That’s when kaleb’s body did something that surprised me. I watched as his body pulled out his dick from his gym shorts and started jerking off.
I never got to see my brother’s dick before other than when we were kids and shared baths. But this was different. In front of me was Kaleb’s way larger than I expected 11” inch rock hard dick. And he was playing with it while I his little brother rubbed his feet.
He was going slow with it which really set the mood. I decided to take off my pants as well while I continued to rub his feet.
I then pick up his foot and start smelling it.
“God, I’ve always wanted to do that!”
Kaleb was still playing with his self and he even flexed one of his arms. God even with out a head his personality was still there.
I run my tongue along his the soul and work my way up to sucking his toes.
“Damn, Kaleb your feet taste so good.”
I took his foot out of my mouth and repositioned it directly in-front of my crotch. I take my now hard cock and start rubbing the head of it along the inside of his foot leaving a little pre-cum on it.
Kaleb started pumping faster and I could tell that his body was into it.
I couldn’t take it any longer, I crawled into bed with him. And started helping him jerk off his dick.
His body grabbed me by the back of the head and pushed my face into it. I take in a big whiff. He body odor smelt amazing!
He lifted up a little realizing he made his point and I started going to town on his dick.
As I’m sucking him off. I feel his hands run all over my body. He eventually works his way to my dick and I reposition so he could have easy access to jerk it.
It felt so good having my brother’s meaty hand wrapped around my cock. And he really knew how to work it.
I could tell his body was getting close I could feel his muscles start to tighten up.
I looked down to see his legs were looking up. And his dick started pouring out tons of cum into my mouth. I almost started to swallow it but got a better idea instead.
I spit his cum into my hand and start rubbing it on my dick.
“Sorry bro! But looks like your little bro’s going to pop your cherry!”
I lift up his legs and put them on my shoulders. I slowly worked my cum covered dick into his tight hole.
I thought his body was going to fight back but he let me put it all the way in.
I started humping him while I felt his hands rubbing on my ass pushing me to go deeper.
I was so close by this point and watched as pre-cum started to come out of Kaleb’s dick.
Damn, his body can go back to back!
I thrusted one last time releasing my juices into my brother’s butt. Which caused him to cum again. This time I decided to have some!
I could tell that both of were exhausted and I laid on his chest while he ran his hands through my hair.
I see now why Rebecca stayed with him for so long. I mean the sex is amazing!
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What did you bring me, Santa?
Your deepest desire. You deserve it. You've been so good all year long.
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think i might just take the final step and make myself into a dead man
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