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Hi ok I just got to Spain I’ve eaten my weight in croquetas and Fresi pink I love life and hopefully I’ll be able to post an update soon.

I love u all, to the people who’ve sent their requests when I have a free day I promise I will grind those out do not fear.

Miss you! Muah!

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Hi! Sorry I’ve been so m.i.a, but I just came back to see I hit 1,000 followers. Omg? How do I deserve any of you? Thank you so so so so much 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Unfortunately that being said I am going on vacation for a month so I’ll be m.i.a for another few weeks lol. I do have a five hour layover in London though and hopefully I can crank out some boys like you chapters while there 🙏 but seriously thank you again I am so appreciative of each and every one of you

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hi! not really a request, and i don't really know if this has been asked before, but what apps do you use for ur smau's? much love, ur such a good writer x

Hereeeeee ya go <3

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𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪

⤷ chapter fifteen - the adventures of babysitting

kie calls you in a panic around four o’clock.

“please. i have to cover someone’s shift and my aunt having the baby. i was supposed to watch mac when it happened. he’s literally four. he’ll be fine, he just needs someone to feed him dinner and stuff, i don't know."

you sigh, but agree on the terms of if you watch mac, kie buys groceries next week.

you forget, for the record, that kie knows exactly what she’s doing. that she’s probably already texted jj the second she hung up on you.

mac arrives with a discheveled looking father beside him, handing you a backpack and mouthing a thank you before booking it back to the car.

“you’re gonna have so much fun.” you say, kneeling beside mac in the kitchen.

he's a little four year old with a mountain of curls on the top of his head. he's got his dad's big green eyes and his mom's olive skin. he's a fistful of animal crackers clutched in one hand, blue marker in the other.

he looks at you very seriously. “do you have dino nuggets?”

“no,” you say, standing. “but i can make you pasta or mac and cheese.”

he frowns. “jj always makes dino nuggets.”

you deadpan. “...jj?”

"yea. did you know? jj's my best friend.”

“is he?”

“he taught me how to catch frogs. and he said i’m gonna be a lacrosse star like him.”

"of course."

and like some kind of summoning spell worked, there’s a knock at the door. you sigh so loud mac looks back up at you from his coloring book.

when you open the door, you glare at him.

“why are you here?” you ask, not even trying to be nice.

“because kie asked me to come.” he says, toeing off his shoes and spotting mac happily scribbling away. “plus, that kid’s my boy.”

“i can handle this alone.”

“i don’t think you can’t even handle boiling water.”

you scoff. “do you want to cook dinner, then?”

jj raises his hands. “nah, you got it, betty crocker.”

“so helpful.”

mac launches himself into jj’s arms before you can make another snide comment. jj lifts him easily, grinning as mac wraps both arms around his neck. “what’s the word, big guy?”

“i missed you.”

“missed you too.”

you watch the whole thing from the doorway, arms crossed, kind of amazed.

“didn’t know you were the toddler whisperer.” you murmur.

jj shrugs, setting mac down back into the seat. “kids like me. it’s adults who think i’m a problem.”

you arch a brow. “i wonder why.”

dinner is a lot. jj keeps making comments about creating an escape plan with mac for when you, inevitably, burn the house down. jj's playing jack johnson over a speaker and macs toy dinosaurs are somehow already scattered across the kitchen like they've been there for ages.

you’re trying to cook pasta (only agreed upon because jj said pasta was better than dino nuggets). the sauce splashes up and onto the stove, you jolt away before you can stain your favorite hoodie.

“j, can you grab me a towel?”

jj freezes at the kitchen table.

just for a second, just long enough to look up and catch you standing there, back turned, university of florida hoodie, bare legs under the hem, steam curling around you.

this looks something like a memory you two haven’t made. like he's seeing a future he would never experience. his heart stutters, like the first crack in a dam.

you turn around, waving the spoon in your hand. “hello? towel?”

he blinks, jerks into motion, and grabs a dish towel off the counter and tosses it to you. too fast, like if he hesitates even a second longer he’ll do something really fucking stupid.

jj cleans up dinner, only after protesting and trying to bargain his way out of it. you tuck mac into the couch with three blankets, a stuffed kangeroo, and re runs of octonauts.

he joins you in the living room afterwards, throwing himself into the chair across from you while mumbling something about the kitchen being a war zone.

mac is practically buzzing beside you, cheeks flushed, hat crooked, giggling as he throws his arms around your neck like he’s mid victory pose.

“quick, take a picture,” you say, fumbling for your phone and handing it off. “i wanna send it to his mom.”

jj groans. “i’m not your personal photographer.”

but he takes it anyway. he clicks the button once, twice, three times.

you and mac don’t stop moving, don’t stop grinning. the hat you’re wearing is way too big, mac’s making a rock-on hand, you’re throwing up peace signs like it’s 2012.

jj stares at the screen a second too long and favorites it without thinking.

he hands the phone back, settling back deeper into the chair.

then, quietly, “thanks for dinner, betty.”

you roll your eyes, half smiling despite yourself. “get out of my house, jj.”

but neither of you move, and jack johnson is still humming in the background.

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I didn’t realize there was so much hatred towards bisexual people in the lgbtq community HELLO? It’s bc they’re jealous of our swag. Anyways from one bi girl to another (or any bi person in general) love u happy pride month you’re valid ❤️

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okay hi, so if you don't mind me asking... what app do you use to make the fake texts??? i've been interested in writing a smau but don't know how to like..do it lol

no bc when i started making smau’s i was so completely lost and tried to make the texts through my own imessage lmao 😭

ok so i use memi message for any texts/groupchats, fake info.net for insta dms and things like that (they have options for whatsapp and more imessage stuff too), then i use canva and literally just instagram to make my insta story pics

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Fuckboy JJ and man eater reader? Yes? No?

yup you’re amazing. i have about eight bajillion things to write before wednesday but i’m definitely adding this to the list! i just know this would go soooooo hard

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fuckboy jj

no bc YOU GET IT! like they would need the entire national guard to get me off him

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ok fuckboy jj tho…….

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writing is so fun

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hiiii i’m new to ur page and love #undercover

wanted to share my appreciation for medicated rafe hes a real 1 🙂‍↔️

heyyy welcome and thank you 💖 i can’t believe #undercover is still getting as much love as it is, thank u everyone!

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i’m being serious about this btw

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happy pride month to everyone finding their way, living in their truth, or still trying to figure it all out. to everyone who came out years ago and the ones who haven’t said it out loud yet! to everyone who’s ever changed their name, changed their mind, kissed their best friend, or cried because a girl in a bathroom stall.

you are so loved, you are so cool, you are so hot. our existence is not too much, our joy is not too loud, our love is not wrong. love you! happy pride month! 💖

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yet another one of princessbrunette’s works r plagiarized and put into different words to make it seem like it isn’t stolen!

i’ve been loving princessbrunette’s work lately, they're literally the best writer on this app, and i don’t want to gloss over something that’s important like this.

while i can totally see where the song choice is the same, i genuinely just liked the song. the sheriffsdaughter idea (edit: obviously this was not an original idea i had, many many authors have written this idea before) popped into my head while watching yellowstone lol, and i have a few fics in my drafts just crafted after songs. i did go back and reread her ‘crush’ fic, and i’m not seeing anything beyond that that feels copied and twisted into new words. still, i completely understand how using the same song, especially the one that inspired her entire fic, without clarifying that mine wasn’t connected could come off the wrong way. that should’ve been made clear when my fic was first posted, and i absolutely take responsibility for that!

if there is anything more specific that people are noticing, any lines, ideas, or scenes that feel too close, i genuinely want to know. i take a lot of pride in building original stories like flirt, boy next door, and this new long titled one. the last thing i’d ever want is for my work to feel like it’s stepping on someone else’s or to be stolen.

so please feel free to reach out or send another anon message, whether it’s this anon or anyone else. i’m always open to talking about it, and i really appreciate people holding me accountable!

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camp counselor!jj

for my fic ‘just for the summer’! i went to camp for 10 years so a lot of this is just personal experience lol, but i’m loving this au especially with summer right around the corner!

camp counselor!jj who's always barefoot, constantly. did he even bring shoes to camp? tells all the younger kids his favorite snack is wood and always nods when they ask if he's serious. all his staff shirts have a rip or are stained with tie dye.

camp counselor!jj "don't tell my boss" is his catch phrase everytime he bends a rule, which is...often. ends up giving the "don’t worry, middle school gets better" speech like three times a week, always ends with a fist bump and a pack of skittles. calls the camp golf cart 'the beast' and drives it like it's a getaway car.

camp counselor!jj the campers love him. has about thirty friendship bracelets on his wrists made from campers (and one very special one made by you) and still keeps the keychain the younger girls made him on his backpack. he's all over the place, but he listens, remembers weird facts, hypes up the shy kids. the parents are nervous about him at first, but by the end of the week they’re like “thank you, jj. now our son wants to be a pirate.”

camp counselor!jj he’s the kind of counselor the kids remember when they’re grown, the kind they write letters to after, the kind that made camp feel like home. and he has no idea how much of a difference he makes.

camp counselor!jj he's the athletics specialist, you're a village head. he'll radio you and ask you to change to a channel no one else is on just to tell you some pointless story or flirt with you. he walks by during lunch and smacks your clipboard out of your hand just so you’ll go after him.

camp counselor!jj who's entire cabin of twelve year old boys picks fun at him for liking you. every ten year old girl in your village is obsessed with getting you two together. they write your names in hearts in sidewalk chalk like it’s their mission from God. when you both show up to dinner in matching tie-dye (unplanned, but they don’t believe that), they absolutely LOSE it.

camp counselor!jj who thinks sneaking around is the best and funniest thing in the world. you absolutely weaponize your relationship during dodgeball and tell him you'll never speak to him again if he gets you out. you hook pinkies under the table at staff meetings and he rubs his thumb over your knuckle while everyone argues about who gets their off day on mondays.

camp counselor!jj he fake proposes with a ring pop in the middle of lunch while 'love story' by taylor swift plays and your campers don't stop talking about it for three days. he’ll carry your clipboard and his. tells you “you’re killin’ it, sunshine. i know it doesn’t feel like it, but you are.” and will literally juggle twenty kids if it means giving you a second to breathe.

camp counselor!jj 100% cries a little at the end of the summer. doesn't want to leave, doesn't want the kids to leave. starts the morning like “we’re almost free, baby” but then he's weirdly quiet when parents start showing up. is instantly depressed when all the kids are gone. already saying “we should come back next year” even if he swore this really was his last year.

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okkkkkk ‘just for the summer’ obviously won, so it should be out within the next few days!!!

hi poll time yay

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hi queen i just want to say i only discovered your account today and i read #undercover and YOU ARE SO FUNNYYY AUGGHHH every chapter im literally giggling youre so funny pls dont die❤️

ohhhhhh my goddddd i literally love you thank you so much 🙏🙏🙏🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷