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the dumpy sub 6 foot guy looking at his phone in front of the condoms locker waiting for you to smile and unlock it, you notice his narrow maxilar palate and shallow midface, start laughing and turn away. suddenly the earth wrenches open beneath you casting you into a vast sulfuric waste and before the fumes choke the life out of you you try to make eye contact with the man who used Dark Elemental Shamanism to kill you but he looks away because hes shy

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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb

The perilously pointy pyramid:

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Here’s a tip, up your sandwich game by changing from white bread to sliced brioche

youre smoking dart frog if you think i get to eat bread made of anything better than millet and sawdust

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Losing my mind at this poor girl in Argentina who found a kitten on the side of the road and adopted it only to find out it was a freaking jaguarundi. Look at that fucking thing. That's a whole ass kiddy cat

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Time to be soggy

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hang on my ant pissed on the rug i have to put it in its cage

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i still think its really funny how wildly easy it is to unfollow people accidentally on social media, it never gives a confirmation message it just does it so you have to awkwardly appear in oomfs notifications again like woah this person whos been following me for months has followed me? impressive!

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lets overthrow mama

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The family Channichthyidae are more commonly known as icefish, and they are the only known vertebrates that lack hemoglobin in their blood as adults. As a result their blood is white and their skin appears translucent.

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Günther's dik-dik (Madoqua guentheri). Endemic to East Africa. While other dik-diks have elongated snouts, Günther's is particularly pronounced. Going by the sound, if there were big furry birds with snouts, they’d sound like the dik-dik.

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made this a transparent gif because im in love

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Oh, so somehow because Im cis Its ok to force me to pee my pants?

Yes

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.