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observe : maidens of the sea.

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is this what they call a.. face card ?

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thinking about how the captions in jazzpunk usually don’t exactly match what the characters are saying (probably for the sake of having the text fit) but i like to interpret it as polyblank just simplifying what people say to understand what they want (if that makes sense). like someone could just be yapping and his brain automatically starts tuning out everything unimportant, it helps him do missions better.

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˚₊‧꒰ა Red Cassette ໒꒱ ‧₊

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reindeers over the open sky..

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everyone, shhhhhhhhhhh. they’re on a date !!!!!

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hello jazzpunk tag. today i come to you to dennounce this fucking . anomaly . this freak. this absolute fucking ATROCITY.

STUPID FUCKING CIRCLE BED

WHY DOES HE HAVETHIS. LITERALLY WHAT WAS THE REASON I NEED HIM DEAD

FUUUUUUUUCK I HATEI T SO BAD. I HATE IT SO BAD. THERES NO OTHER BEDS IN THE PENTHOUSE. SO HWY. WHYWHYWHYWHYW. HOW DOES HE SLEEP IN IT.

POSSIBLE EDITOR SLEEPING POSITIONS

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MAD THIS MAKESME

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jazzpunk is…

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alright, Jazzpunk fans:

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poly the type to collect jars and taxidermy

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I too would only think of pigeons if I was a spy