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oooooo what a cool post my mutual just reblogged ! I think I will reblog it as well !!! oooooh who did they reblog it from ? That username seems familiar,,, hohoho it's me ! from an hour ago !
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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta
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nobody needs to know what gender you were assigned at birth. no more agab. nobody needs to know.
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Woke boss forcefemming me on company time
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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oh gerard way covered in blood you mean so much to me









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oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that
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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.
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go see a local theatre production of macbeth. you may see macduff do an anime chuckle right before beheading macbeth.
#last time I went both Macbeth and Macduff were Black and Macduff was a woman#and Macduff and I made eye contact just as she was giving her last Monologue before the beheadding#and I nodded solemnly like I was going to war with Macduff#She saw this and I saw her jaw set and her shoulders go back a bit more like she was ready#and I love live theater aaaahhhhh
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A puppy can be your best friend or even neighbor. Puppys can be at the store called “eye seeing puppy” who are a helpful kind of pupppy with eyes. Puppys can go into the trees to play and come out when it is night time. Puppies are a complex and interesting creation
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i insert a small DNA sample into IBM's largest and most powerful supercomputer and after doing an utterly incomprehensible amount of calculations it prints out a little piece of ticker tape with a full list of every slur i can reclaim
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stained glass snoopy at redwood empire ice arena, 2007.
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omg i just remembered u used to not be able to see peoples tags in your notification tab like does anyone else remember just going through peoples reblogs of your post one by one to see if anyone said anything nice/funny lmfaooo
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