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The thing is, Dorothy will always be at the end of that Yellow Brick Road, with that wretched bucket of water.

No amount of pleading can save Elphaba, she will always be melted.

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Page of Pentacles. Art by Cedar McCloud, from The Magic Pantry Tarot.

▪ Reliability ▪ Consistency ▪ Study ▪ Diligence Around the world, bread of all kinds has been a staple food for thousands of years. It’s one of those foods that you know you will find if you walk into a grocery store. This card may represent someone who is very reliable—is it you? Someone you know? How can you make an effort to be reliable for the people in your life? Industrial manufacturing has perfected the ability to make loaves of bread that come out the same every single time, so that customers know what they can expect. This card may represent a strong sense of consistency; whether that’s a positive or a negative depends on the situation and what you want to get out of it. Making bread at home is a skill that requires a lot of practice and hands-on study. While the ingredients are often super simple, there are all sorts of small factors that go into making your bread turn out right. What do you need to study for this situation? How can you get in and get your hands dirty? Kneading dough can be a lot of work! It requires strong arm muscles if you want to do it effectively and without soreness. This card may represent someone who is diligent and sees the process through even when it gets difficult. That last minute of kneading may be the key to the perfect texture.

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In evil communist countries they FORCE you to have a well paying fulfilling job. Unlike righteous USA where you beg for a minimum wage job and get automatically rejected when the application bot read the word "woman" and now you starve to death.

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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

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mark s. white guy dance wednesday

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A cooking show where every episode, the chef gets possessed by the ghost of a random person of another era, who then proceeds to cook something that they personally enjoyed as a meal while they were alive.

It remains unclear how, regardless from the historical time and place, every single "guest star" seems to have a full understanding of what a cooking show is, and also how to operate a modern kitchen. While there is no overarching plot, different context clues heavily imply that the host chef is somehow a very easy person to possess, and there are so, so many souls from all eras of human history who would love to hop in to experience the pleasure of getting to cook one more really nice meal.

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KYOCERA 903kc DIGNO KEITAI

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as a person who uses either public bathroom on a toss of a coin i gottta say its kind of ridicuous that people are so attached to them being seperate facilities. youre not usually gonna see anyones dick at the urinal and youre not usually gonna be able to spy on any women. the stalls are the same except one has a little tampon bin. we would lose nothing if all bathrooms were unisex and i'll die on that hill.

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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hi🦴