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Malevolent ep54 spoilers

what if john tried to recreate ‘his arthur’ build-a-bear style when he was building his bone citadel. wouldn’t that be fucked up or what haha

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Malevolent’s part 13 “The Dreamlands” when Arthur yada yada don’t bite the hand. that. dig in yo butt or something or other.

Arthur, the woods want this branch finger to dig in yo butt

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Basically season 1 malevolent

I am actually impressed with how coordinated they were in the first few episodes 😭😭

IDEA FROM THE GOAT @markmywordsshakesfist

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so, The Living Wake, huh?

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it took the death of hope to let you go

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I've read a lot of fics where John doesn't understand what sex is and I find that idea really funny because it implies that John calling Kellin's mother a whore was not something he understood but picked up from Arthur's brain. And John picking that up but not sex would imply that calling people's mothers whores is more ingrained in Arthur's mind than his own sexuality.

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The bone citadel

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some top surgery

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malevolent is The Codependency Podcast because its not just arthur who is slowly becoming codependent with john but the listeners too. everytime i hear johns voice after some harrowing shit arthur went through my ass unclenches. i am immediately soothed, my heart rate reasonable. intentionally or not me and arthur are wearing the same clown shoes in this stupid clown car

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Beginning of season 3 Arthur: "John!! You're back!! Yay!! I'm so glad not evil John is here! Shake my hand! ☺️"

John, showing up having just finished constructing his dark toilet out of Arthur no. 677540's shin: "ahaha yeah orthur ahaha go left yea yea right here"

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what you have to keep in mind abt arthur being a dickhead and kind of losing it in s3 is that like. it was right after the prison pits. i'm not even talking about the emotional/mental impact here i'm talking purely abt the fact that the dude's physical body was shutting down for like 80 different unrelated reasons the whole time.

he hasn't eaten in over a day or longer. he hasn't eaten anything besides raw meat and hasn't seen the sun and has been coasting juuuust at the edge of Organ Failure levels of dehydration for roughly Three Months. a significant amount of his blood is currently feeding wolves in the snow outside addison because of the neck wound and compound stab-through-skin fractures in his legs that he had to set by himself. also after the red right hand he's hungover or recovering from being poisoned or maybe both. of course he's having a mental breakdown. every single warning light is going off at the same time here. that's basically the only reasonable reaction.

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Okay but imagine one day the boys are chilling and Arthur mentions he's been getting some nondescript pain that's bothering him and John knows the exact issue because he's intimately familiar with Arthur skeletal structure. Like:

Arthur: Ah my foot is killing me today

John: Oh yeah that'll be your right medial cuneiform

Arthur:

John (sheepishly): Every alternate Arthur's right foot had a slightly deformed medial cuneiform

Arthur:

John: I- uh- used them as inlays on my throne

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arthur's getting a new body, huh? well what do you need to make a body? body parts. so here's how the limbposters can still win-

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well done, this is the most savage limbposting account ive seen

Thanks, it’s the trauma! 😊

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hubris? that can't affect me i dont know what that means

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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Is there enough "arthur-lesters-[body part]" accounts to complete him wholecloth-