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whats your relationship like with your sister

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‘ isn’t that obvious ?  @tammie–jones​ is my best friend in this world.  she’s the one person i know will never turn her back on me and always love me as i am.  i know i’m not an easy person, not a good one at all  –  hell, we’re stark opposites.  in one particular sheriff woody’s words; she’s just so nice and tolerable and you are, well you.  despite all this, though, never once in my life did she make me feel bad about myself or unwanted and i know there were times that she put me before herself.  i can only hope that i was half as a good sister as she had been for more than the past two decades.  i love her so, so, so much.  if anyone messes with her, i’ll mess ‘em back  —-  and i’m a lady like that. ’

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harrisonwestbrook‌:

he was a good detective, he always had been but most of his work was pure luck he was sure of it. mostly because he was so easily distracted when the people he was dealing with were as hot as the one in front of him right now and for the first five minutes she was talking harrison couldn’t help but undress her with his eyes - not even attempting to hide the fact. what was she going to do? report him? he doubted it with the way they had been dancing around each other at the bar the other week and it wasn’t like she would find an available officer. somewhere a part of him must have been listening to her enough to make notes of the key points, and again he took a moment to thank his brains, he was so naturally smart he never had to try at much, it was both a blessing and a curse because he did not so well with struggles. “so this karen? she hit first or was that your sister? she get dragged in here to? karen i mean not your sister, it was pretty obvious which one she was the way she stood behind you.” harrison chuckled, biting back the inappropriate comments swirling through his mind where the sisters were concerned. “look i’m not going to lie to you, it’s your word against hers, and i doubt she’s going to press charges.” 

          of course barbie was aware of his wandering eyes, it was nothing she wasn’t used to.  she liked the attention, she did, but that didn’t mean that she was an easy one.  if he was able to dance around her since last week and even now, that was because she was allowing him to.  nevertheless, she was enjoying their exchange so far, even in such context so there was no need to cut whatever thoughts he was having short.  it was a miracle that he could actually listen to her story, which made her raise a brow as the tilt of her lips in amusement was a permanent feature on her face.     ‘ well, she pushed me, i’m pretty sure that’s hittin’ first alright.  next thing i know, tammie’s jumpin’ on her. ’     unable to help the proud grin on her face, she then lifted her shoulders.     ‘ i don’t know, of course they didn’t put us in the same car. ’     pleased with what she heard from the detective, barbie leaned against the bars with her arms crossed, head tilted to the side.     ‘ i know we got the upper hand in this, the bar owner is also a friend so the broken bottles won’t be a problem either. ’     she stated before standing straight before him, a sweet smile on her face.     ‘ look, if you could just help us get out of here before the fireworks, my night will be saved.  and i’ll owe you one. ’

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tammie--jones‌:

Tammie burst into laughter, skipping along with her sister to the bar and sighing. “No!” she scolded playfully before her hazel eyes rolled. “No game that includes men, they don’t bring nothin’ but trouble. Which reminds me, our first shots need to be a toast to sayin’ farewell to Ace and Tyler too. Fuck those dumb boys.” she smirked to Barbie widely and then leaned lazily onto the bar when her favourite choice of drink was shot down before she had a chance to even order it. “Okay fine, whiskey. And some tequila shots, need t’start the night with some kick anyways. Don’t you dare order no sparkling wine neither, missy.”

          ‘ darlin’, ain’t that nothing but the truth ...  either way, i don’t think you really need to play around men anyway.  i see there’s one sheriff woody runnin’ around you ... ’     nudging her sister’s side with a grin on her face, she then let out a groan, she would have ran her hands down her face if it wasn’t for her make up.     ‘ god, i can’t believe i let them both almost fool me again.  but then again, ‘s just me, i guess.  never get the real thing. ’     she lifted her shoulders into a shrug before trying to shake it off by shooting a smile at the bartender.     ‘ y’heard the lady, honey.  we’re gettin’ whiskey and tequila shots, thanks. ’

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mxrkjcnes‌:

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“I’m proud of ya Barbie, and I know ya mama is gonna hate me for saying this but she got pretty drunk many moons ago and fought someone for asking me to dance. Held her red bottom heels in one hand, and swung fer ‘em with the other.” Mark chuckled and slapped his knee. “Taught ya well, kiddo. Glad to see you got out in one piece.”

          ‘ wait, did that really happen ?  oh my god ...  i knew i got my jealousy from her but that !  is a true gem, you should’a told me earlier. ’     barbie let out a laugh with a shake of her head, enjoying that at least her dad was lax about the whole situation.     ‘ glad you taught me how to throw a punch, dad.  i was gonna fight with words, y’know, but tams was already rolling her sleeves.  the usual. ’

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↳ INSTAGRAM: @tammie–jones uploaded a new photo:

we swapped clothes and waited to see until someone noticed. i think @barbiejones should rock some nirvana more often 

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harrisonwestbrook‌:

As soon as the blonde stood the male felt his shoulders straighten and he stood up a little more, he knew her. With a cough he looked her up and down, the last time he had come across her this was not the type of place he had expected he could run into her, and certainly not whilst he was on the right side of the law and she wasn’t. “I mean you seen the amount of people we got to get through tonight? I can keep you in here a little bit longer if you like? I can take someone else and let you get more accustomed to your surroundings.” Tapping his fingers on the paper work Harrison let out a low chuckle, and he lent against the bars for a moment. “New to the city not new to being a cop, or a detective for that matter, we’ve just all been demoted to cell duty tonight it’s so busy.” Shrugging his shoulder he read over the notes in front of him. “So, Barbie, that was your name right? Want to tell me your version of events.” 

          in all honesty, this was not the ideal setting she would like to see that  hot newbie detective guy  she was talking to another nurse about the other day but oh well.  right now, her priority was getting out of here as soon as possible.     ‘ workin’ on new year’s eve must suck but ain’t much as bein’ locked here, i bet.  i’ll pass. ’     she grinned in response with a raise of her shoulders, crossing her arms as she stood right before the bars.     ‘ gotcha, law & order, let’s not make your job any harder alright.  i’m gonna be easy on ya. ’     she said before giving a nod of her head at his question and let out a sigh.     ‘ so, my sister and i go into our favorite bar, ready for a nice evenin’, y’know.  a few beers in, there comes this woman askin’ us to move away.  apparently, her husband was checkin’ me or my sister out, that we couldn’t figure out, and she was disturbed as if that’s our fault her husband is tired of her polka dot and stripes combining ass.  and he was like, what, fifty at least !  gross.  i was like, hold on there karen, you won’t know what’s hittin ya when i start talkin’.  but she pushes my shoulder and my sister has already rollin’ her sleeves so i was like oh what the hell, guess we’re doin’ this.  and next thing i know, i’m in this cell talkin’ to ya. ’

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helenejones‌:

@barbiejones​  “You know, Barbie…I could expect that phone call from Tammie. But not from you.” the mother sighed, after a silent car journey from bailing out not just one but both of her daughter’s. “What on Earth is the matter with you both? Don’t worry, I’ll be having this conversation with your sister too. I’m…well, I’m disappointed. You coulda got hurt, for God sakes.”

          ‘ god, mama   --  you know i wouldn’t want to spend new year’s eve in a darn cell either ... ’     the blonde let out a loud sigh and pressed her fingertips to her forehead, head pounding with a headache.     ‘ that woman was askin’ for it.  i was gonna clap back with words but tammie got her fists ready.  of course i wasn’t gonna just watch it happen !  if my sister’s fightin’, then i’m fightin’.  i’m so, so sorry that i got ya disappointed, y’know i hate it, but i would do it again without a blink. ’

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carsonrcwe‌:

“you know, how you and tammie turned out so damn different I will never know, i mean honestly - she’s just so nice and tolerable and you’re, well you.” normally he was the most patient and laid back person you would ever come across, and it took so little actually rile him up, but there was something about barbie that gave her a unique ability to push just the right buttons. “that or she’s just got the same good taste as her mother you ever consider that, just think about it, i mean clearly she’s smitten with me.” 

          ‘ if you think i’m intolerable right now, try me after an ER shift.  you would absolutely adore me then. ’     barbie said, stretching the word absolutely just to get her point across that she meant basically the opposite of what she said.     ‘ look, we are both different kinds of trouble and thank god we are.  otherwise, our folks would have gone insane by now. ’     with a grin, she sipped her coffee and leaned back in her sear, giving a raise of her shoulders teasingly.     ‘ sure thing cowboy, whatever helps you sleep at night. ’

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harrisonwestbrook‌:

working on new years eve was not his ideal kind of situation, but as it turned out when you were new and fresh off the bat in a station you didn’t get a whole heap of choice in the matter. hence the reason he was currently wading his way through the crowds of the station, it seemed like everyone had planned on getting themselves arrested to night, pushing him straight back to uniform duties. “two sisters, cell three has sister two in, you can that one newbie, i got the other one.” before he knew it a file was shoved in his hand and he was on his way to the back of the station. “which one of you is barbara jones?” he called without looking up, ready for the night to be done with. @barbiejones​

          never in a million years would barbara jones have thought that she would end up in a cell on new year’s eve but here she was, head in between hands and waiting to be let out.  she didn’t regret the fight, of course, that bitch deserved what was coming for her but precisely, her night was ruined.  hearing someone come down, she tilted her head up and rose from her seat immediately when she heard her name.     ‘ the one and only. ’     she said as she walked up towards the bars, keeping her spirits up.  maybe her night could still be saved after all.     ‘ finally, thought y’all were gonna leave us here all night. ’     taking a better look at the man, her lips tilted upwards a bit as she recognized him, head tilted to the side.     ‘ hey, i’ve seen you before.  newcomer, ain’t ya ? ’

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jackkcwalski‌:

                                                  “Ouch, Barbie.” Jack clutched his chest, feigning the hurt as he ended up laughing slightly. “Anyone ever tell you that you have a real mean way with words?” he teased back to her, finally bringing in their cups of coffee and placing them on the coffee table. “Shocking, I know. I was surprised too but I think motherhood has made her…calmer? Thank me later.” he winked and laughed as he sat down but the worry on his face was hard to ignore as Barbie was enjoying every moment of it. “Now, come on. We both know Tammie being mad at me isn’t good for either of us. No Jack to have Evie means no Sister Time. Me and you are on the same side, Jones. Whether you like it or not. Technically, I didn’t lose the glove either. Evie did.”

          ‘ my mama does.  and you know, she’s always right. ’     the blonde raised a brow playfully before chuckling as she wrapped her fingers around the cup, taking a cautious sip as it was still quite hot.  at jack’s next words, she almost snorted and had to put the cup down for a moment as she re-balanced evie on her hip.     ‘ oh now i gotta thank you for that and i thought i was the conceited one here. ’     with a grin, she shook her head peppering evie’s cheeks with kisses as she sat down as well.     ‘ damn, how did we end up on the same side, now ?  but ain’t gonna lie, you got a point, mr superhero hair. ’     shaking her head with a grin, she took another sip of the coffee.     ‘ guess i’ll gotta make sure you don’t get murdered by tams.  where was evie last playing with the glove ? ’

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Margot Robbie photographed for Time Out New York, December 2017

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tammie--jones‌:

“I’ve pretty much forgotten what it feels like to actually have a social life.” Tammie admitted freely to her sister as they entered the bar, sighing as the venue seemed louder than she remembered it. Maybe she was just getting old. “I tell ya, Barbie. I’m gonna be a lightweight, last time I was in Wild Hog was before I had Evie so just one watered down beer is gonna send me spinning.” she chuckled as she wandered to the bar. “Don’t let me try and arm wrestle anyone either. You’re on big sister duty.” @barbiejones​

          ‘ that’s why we’re here tonight !  this hot mama gotta be back in the game. ’     barbie praised her sister as they walked into the bar, slipping under her arm to skip towards the drinks in sync with the music.  a chuckle then slipped past her lips and the blonde woman shook her head.     ‘ if that happens, i’m takin’ a video of you and never lettin’ you live it down, alright ! ’     once they settled at the bar, barbara flagged down a barkeep and gave a soldier salute to tammie.     ‘ you got it, sis.  no arm wrestle, just dancin’.  what are you having tonight ?  don’t say beer or i’m outta here. ’

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carsonrcwe‌:

“I don’t know what to tell you Barbie, your niece clearly adores me more than you.” The male hugged as he held out the photo Tammie had sent him of the two of them on his phone. He wasn’t even sure how he had ended up having coffee with her, but the two of them had been in the same place, at a rather busy time and it had just made sense to only take up one table. “She literally wouldn’t let me put her down the other day, she’s clearly got great taste.” 

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          ‘ oh honey, bless your heart. ’     barbara cooed with a sweet voice and a smile that went along with it, head tilted to the side.  she was the perfect reflection of her mother whenver helene jones would engage in an unpleasant conversation yet keep her looks as nice as possible.  lips pursed, the blonde brought her hand close to her mouth as if to give him a secret.     ‘ well, i think she just caught some familiarity in you.  you know, her father is quite the same bore as you are.  must be why. ’

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hxlfxz‌:

“You do realize the looks I get going out with you right? You’re like gorgeous and shit and then there’s me. Honestly it’s my favorite part about going out with you. You know, besides the fact that you’re my friend,” he waved off. Through a series of stupid events on the job and protocol not being followed landed him in the hospital with a couple follow ups that resulted in him meeting Barbie. How the two kept in contact and became friends, he’d never understand. Still, watching the looks people gave from her beauty and his unconventional looks made him giggle. @barbiejones​

          ‘ oh boy, you know how to flatter one, don’t you ? ’     she said with a chuckle, nudging her friend’s side gently.  barbara knew that she was pretty and wasn’t one to shy away from expressing that she did as she could get pretty arrogant with others, she tried to wave it off with a shake of her head, a grin on her face.     ‘ but i get what you’re saying  --  don’t get me wrong, you’re pretty dashing yourself, but our vibes are quite different.  can’t blame them for thinking we’re one strange pair. ’     quite amused, the blonde laughed and shook her head.     ‘ wanna make it into a game and count every look we get ? ’

DUMBASS | BARSTEAD

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lxcvlr‌:

“We, had a little run in with the living room table this morning.” The 2 year old on his hip was sporting a bandaid across his forehead and a pout on his lips. “It’s a good thing we didn’t damage too much, right?” He rubbed Roman’s back before taking a sip of his coffee. “I don’t know what I’m going to do when he goes back to his father’s for the summer. The house is going to feel so empty. @barbiejones​

          ‘ aw, you poor little guy ... ’     barbie cooed as she reached a hand to caress her thumb gently across his fore head, looking around the bandaid to make sure there was no bruising forming.  she then pursed her lips, her head tilting to the side.     ‘ yeah, it doesn’t look too bad, kids injure themselves a lot anyway.  one wouldn’t believe how many we get in the ER everyday. ’     she said before nodding and offering a small, sympathetic smile in return.     ‘ i can’t imagine how hard it must be for you.  whenever i babysit my niece, it’s so hard to drop her back at my sister’s. ’

NEST | BARCA

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barbie’s christmas gifts for     –     @tammie--jones​ !

bath bombs & scented candle set, a unicorn onesie for evie, bike gloves to replace the ones evie lost while playing & a macrome photo hanger.

note :  “ merry christmas to the prettiest and most amazing mama, best friend & sister in the world !  i hope you like what i got for you.  you absolutely got to relax with the bath set once you put evie down in her unicorn onesie, alright ?  also, sorry for not being able to find your gloves, i know next to nothing about this stuff so fingers crossed that i got right ones for you.  one of the ladies i tend to made this macrome and i upgraded it to a photo hanger, i know it’s more my style but i thought evie’s pictures would look good on it.  i’m adding a polaroid of ours as the first one, it’s up to you to fill it with all the awesome memories you two make from now on.  have a good one, tams !  i love you to the moon and back ! ”