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when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol
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Train behaviour
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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁
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These bitches just my nipples outies by ripping boob tape off them. Life is pain
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Did human pet guy delete his tumblr or can I just not find him?
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One thing about me is that I love a main character. Idc if it’s basic my favourite character will almost always be a main character
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If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right
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I’ve said this since episode one. A big part of the Victorian era England (and therefore steampunk) is class consciousness. This is a time of vast industrial bombs that comes at the cost of exploited working class people. And though their not really exploring that (except you Emily scrapslyviana is great) it’s actually really important to the setting and the gotch family that their old old money rich
I'm going to hold your hands when I say this: Maxwell being called a "rowdy" isn't about his sexuality - it's about his willingness to slum it with normal (poor) people. THAT'S why his dad was rude af to him but chill about Olethra's trans identity. The gentleman fisting jokes are fun because stuffy upper-class culture is deeply homo-erotic even though it pretends not to be, sure, but the reason "rowdy" hit's as an insult is because it's essentially the same as being called white trash/trailer trash. Maxwell and his beat up hands and willingness to go out and do dangerous and wild things are unacceptable because he is a member of the UPPER CLASS. They are financiers. They wear silk suits and sit behind desks and let other people do the dirty work. Every single one of the Gotch brothers could be getting crazy sloppy back shots every night and it wouldn't matter as long as it was from a person of respectable status - but Maxwell is in the fight pits with the randoms and the normies. He's voluntarily entering spaces where his class status is secondary to his physical prowess. Yes the gay jokes are fun, but that's not the POINT of the character.
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Not west Texas.
As of this year it has a ttrpg that’s compatible with the cypher system.
(All proceeds go to the family’s of victims of the flesh pit)


Made a rainforest themed oneshot yet never actually researched rainforests for descriptions it truly could've been a normal forest and nothing would have changed
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It was a national park in Texas that got shut down cause the flesh pit they built it around kept eating people
Made a rainforest themed oneshot yet never actually researched rainforests for descriptions it truly could've been a normal forest and nothing would have changed
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@crimsonflaws she doesn’t know about mystery flesh pit national park.
Made a rainforest themed oneshot yet never actually researched rainforests for descriptions it truly could've been a normal forest and nothing would have changed
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Saying ‘it wants you to insert it’ at work like the card reader is a god and I’m the oracle divining its will
#aimeespeaks#shitpost#it’s actually that you don’t have an ounce of patience and tapped too soon#retail
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Though this was referring to the 12 disciples as Jesus kids for a second
jesus christ he had 12 kids
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been thinking abt it more & Daisuke not wanting to be "an indoor dog" wasn't just a funny dig at his fear of commitment but was more abt Comfrey wanted him to just stay put & b her home base while she went off & he didn't want to just b left behind bc tht isn't who he is & like... Daisuke being so wild & carefree & spontaneous & also devoted & steadfast was definitely what drew comfrey to him in the first place then when he didn't become someone who was happy w being left behind as she did as she pleased without him, they divorced
no wonder he went & lived w a pack of wild coyotes after the divorce, I think I would too if I was him
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Ayesha erotica dropped a new album. Life is good
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Guys I’m actually kinda haunted by this pilot. It’s brought back how much I should like homestuck. It seems exactly like something I’d love, but I just don’t get it
I have a lot of respect for homestuck fans cause I read the first like 3 acts and it was genuinely incomprehensible to me. And I had to give up cause I just knew it wasn’t going to get better with the introduction of the trolls. So tbh idk how the fuck they’re making a coherent show of it.
#aimeespeaks#homestuck#multimedia story telling with liminal elements#I just genuinely am so confused by the plot most of the time#like I followed it when reading it but as soon as I shut that web page down I couldn’t tell you what happened
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