barbiemanatee
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vaguely alernative teen. interests: ridged chips.
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Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them
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interviewer: ‘why do you want to become an RA’
me: leans in
me: whispers
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note to self: if you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 seconds ok u got this
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browningtons said: What does extreme blogging look like

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Okay Cannibalism aside
snooty, pampered man who wears designer clothes and attends the opera and hosts five-course dinners with those in the academic community who respect and envy him while he quotes Archaic Latin at them
falling for
outdoorsy, cabin-living fly fisherman who hasn’t combed his hair in probably five years, wears nothing but comfy sweaters and adopts stray dogs constantly until he has a pack of them following him at all times
is like the greatest dynamic
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Why do parents not know how to apologise..?
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you’re damn right they have (x)
follow @the-movemnt
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