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mars | mid-twenties | they/themformerly implodingthemirageassigned bardstard at birth
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The inherent romanticism of making your cigarettes kiss.
Is this entirely self indulgent? Yes. 100 percent. But if I'm gonna dredge up Pacific Rim in the year of our lord 2024, it's gonna be self indulgent.
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the funniest fucking thing about being chronically ill is seeing a discussion where someone says “wait, this could be something else? i thought it was a fibro thing”
especially when you thought the same thing too
second funniest thing is getting referred to an allergist who was like “yeah we gotta check these levels when you’re actively having a reaction” and then rolling up to the bloodwork place a few weeks later like “sorry not to rush you but part of this is mild anaphylaxis and i’m very uncomfy”
#this is brought to you by mars did this today ft. mcas test#i need to do my baseline test but i can’t do that right now with my body continuing to probably be allergic to itself#it’s fucking funny how you have to find this shit funny or you’ll scream#personal#tw chronic illness things#tw blood / bloodwork mention
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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time
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Come along tall goth husband we must pretend we aren’t in love
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bro i’m masking on so many levels
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oh dear fucking lord
#do tumblrs age in pet years is it time to do the humane thing#BAD JOKE SORRY TW SAD PET IDEA#anyway here i am#dear 13 years ago mars you saw fall out boy on friday congrats on fulfilling a bucket list item#personal
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last reblog exposing me as a cringefail mf who regularly watches the bald eggman that got his internet fame from playing the binding of isaac
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had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer
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"disability only exists because the world isnt accessible" idk how to tell you this but chronic pain still hurts
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every time i think about the neil photo i cry a bit because i realize it’s the first photo i’ve really openly shared where i didn’t consider my weight/that i had my full body in it until days after posting
i was just so happy about it
#i chronically avoid full body images#there’s a few i have on my insta from various important memories but they mostly make me cringe immediately#like i’m so unhappy and dysphoric in my body still but it’s amazing i didn’t think about it for ages#personal
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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
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professor: “mars…”
me: preparing to get dunked on
professor: “made a great point/take this extra credit for doing above and beyond on this response/etc”
me: ?!??!?
is it the impostor syndrome, the anxiety, or the absolute inability to believe in myself? who knows?
#probably all three#bro being in grad school and just being given such good feedback constantly is wild#like am i tooting my own horn? slightly#but mostly it’s both validating and baffling because like#it’s not just yeah cool mars well done it’s always something SO COMPLIMENTARY#my prof: says ‘like mars said’ in this weekly update me: again preparing to get dunked on my prof: ‘reiterating their good point about xyz’#me: THAT GOES TO THE WHOLE CLASS AND I FELT SO EMBARRASSED WRITING THAT POST#MADAM!??!#personal#archival niche#😎
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