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Ultimate goal in life?
HAVE THE MOST FUCKING INSANELY COOL MOM/DAD LORE EVER.
I want to drop lore that will cause my child emotional confusion like a fucking hiroshima bomb. Life changing.
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iss saal ya toh mere 18vi bday ki candles jalengi ya fir meri chita 🥳
Maybe if you're so into dying, you should just do it?
Mkl kr paata to kr nhi liya hota already 😭⁉️
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accountancy is like a toxic situationship (iykyk)
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dil chiz kya hai, aap meri hoodies lijiye
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how many aura points did i lose when i gave my ex a lego set as a "happy 1st anniversary" gift except he had no idea we were dating
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I do not provide the bare minimum, so why should I be inclined to accept it?
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Mamta Banerjee is protesting, nice...
But who's she protesting against??? She is the chief minister, health minister, and home minister.
Bahar Biden yahan Didi? 😭
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ボクはけさ ゴハンにしようと思ったトコを
おばちゃんにホカクされ びょういんにいき
I has been caught by Mam landlady when I had breakfast and took to the vet...

いま とじこめられているのです!出してです!
Then, I am locked in a cage!! Help!
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