I like to make things. Eat sandwich. Ride unicycle. Vidya games.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Why is the top of a staircase also called a landing? This should be determined purely by where you land when you slip.
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Improved knife prototype by adding spacers that act as pivots and connectors (keeps the brass handles from squeezing the blade and friction stuff)
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I love it when my heart tries to get a funky lil beat going
Like, go lil beatboxer go
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the news coming from gaza every single day is heartbreaking on levels that keep getting more and more. a man with autism and down syndrome in gaza was killed by a zionist's attack dog.


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Yo I thought this website might like seeing my geode that looks like a howling puppy


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"What was ur hemoglobin?"
Hemoglobin'
Hemoglober
Gettin' hemo glober'd
'GLOBER HIM!
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The masculine urge to build a replica of an old plane from a movie
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Someone please stop me before I accidentally poison the water supply
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Introducing: Sleep Premium™
(Paid alternative to Sleep Original™, fixes shrinkflation issue)
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How many cheese sticks does it take to reach enlightenment?
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