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..you play the sexophone...??😳😳..oh nno i meant umm..you play the saxobone..?? 😳

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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

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this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

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YOU like iridescence on black like bird feathers. I like iridescence on black like beetle wings. We are not the same (we are kissing with tongue)

tbh this would probably work on me as a pickup line

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I neeed USA number

file under grindr messages from jar jar binks

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just bros being guys and dudes being bros ✨

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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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If you're new to tumblr from reddit, we don't do down vote here.

We have a much more …elegant system in place, which I’m sure one of my mutuals would be willing to demonstrate here.

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ok bye I’m putting lemon juice on my penis tip

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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

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i’m cryin. @nieda00 on twit