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"I wish that was true, but I know him too well to know that he would never actively hurt me. He likes me to much, you heard him when I left..... I'm all he has left, everyone else died. He's had things building up in his head for centuries and now it's all flowing out in a messy puddle of blood.... He needs me, he can't get better all alone. Shit, I feel dumb for how I acted earlier and I'm sure once I rattle some sense into him he'll feel dumb for doing all of this, we'll laugh it off, and everything will go back to normal..least I hope so."

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"Oh yes! He absolutely loves being my pet! He loves when I give him treats and play with his hair..he also likes playing fetch and getting to sleep in a warm bed instead of the hard ground..he wouldn't be running off if you fucks didn't put the idea in his head and make everything go to hell! If anything I'm doing him a favor by looking for him, he's domesticated now, he won't last a night in that harsh Forrest unless he finds Y'know...the tribe that literally disowned him and caused him to get here in the first place. But noooo they'd totally take him back. Fucking idiots, all of you."

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"Are you Brain dead or something??? I'm not """Shelby""" or what fuckin ever. Cut that shit out before I show you a damn thing or two. It was a dumb thought I had as a kid, that's it. I only told Rainy about it so I don't know how in the fuck you EVER heard that name-"

"iiiii see. Right. Later!"

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"Ah..It only had one bullet in it~! Besides, rude of you to act like I can help who I am. I can't, if I had any control over myself then I'd do so! You'd figure Pent would know that, with him being a blood thirsty creature like me and all, hell wolves are way more violent than us, he's just a big dumb jock type. That's why he hasn't killed me yet. He's like a Labrador, he'll stay by your side no matter how hard he's kicked. I love that about him..Man I miss him..mayhaps I should go find him~! Also love, it's a riffle, not a shotgun."

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"Waitwaitwait how in the FUCK do you know that name?! I never told anyone about that- I mean... I have no idea who that is. Moving on!"

"I wish I was surprised by that, I knew something was off when I saw his search history. I mean fuck 'werewolf mauling man', 'werewolves gang bang twink' I don't even know what the fuck those words mean. Plus I made the mistake of going through his closet when I was still figuring out human things. I don't even wanna talk about all the evil masochistic shit in there. He's a freak, but he's my freak. He helped me when no one else would Y'know? I feel like I own it to him to help him get through whatever life he has left. I hate to say it but he matters to me. I stupidly developed an emotional attachment to him.."

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"hah! Nice joke! She was here to steal Pent from me, that's all there is to it!!!!!! I was gonna lose him either way!!!!! Cause that's my life!!!! I'm FUCKED no matter what I do!!!!! Ahahh.."

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"About as well as I can after that fuckin circus. I'm just..shocked if anything, I don't feel grief, I don't feel scared. I'm just...here. alive when someone way better than me just got killed and for what? To make a egotistical vampire feel better about himself? Fuck that shit. He's lost his mind and I ain't speaking to him till he gets his shit together. He's lucky I'm even still willing to fix things with him."

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"Eh, he's too dumb for revenge. Or nice?? I get the two mixed up. But man... imagine if he was.. that'd sure put me in my place. Having the man of my dreams slowly take this horrible life from me~"

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"FUCK ALL OF YOU. If you had kept your mouth shut Pent and I would have been just fucking fine! But no, none of you can keep secrets thus you fucking tell him god damn everything. I hope you're all happy. Now I gotta hope my eye isn't completely fucking destroyed (well, more than it already is..) and clean up a stupid fucking corpse."

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S: "!!"

S: "Pent..I.."

P: "I'm leaving."

S: "Wait what no! Not again! Please I'm begging you! I can't stand to be without you! I go fucking crazy alone!"

P: "let go of me"

S: "Pent, please listen to me! Please please please! For the love of god-"

P: "I said I'm leaving. Don't FUCKING follow me!"

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P: "Smack, wait we can figure this all out!"

R: "Yeah, just calm the fuck down! You win! You're spooky! Fuck-"

P: "...."

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S: "I don't own swords but I sure as fuck own a hunting riffle."

R: "Is that a threat you little bastard?! Huh? I DARE you to fuckin do something you pathetic fuck! Unlike Pent, IM NOT SCARED OF YOU!"

S: "Oh please, if you had boots you'd be shaking in them and you know it~ You really think I'm harmless, huh?"

R: "Don't ask questions! If we're gonna fight, you do it like a man! Fist to fist!"

S: "... Alright. Let me change first, I don't want to get wolf blood on my sweater."

R: "God you're such a loser. Doesn't wanna get a little blood on the sweater his mommy probably gave him!"

S: "She's been dead for years, I just like the color of this."

P: "Fucking- Guys this isn't necessary.."

P: "Rainy, Smacks clearly not in his right mind, we should just leave and come back later when he's calmed down.."

R: "And let him think I'm scared of him?! Hah! No way! I'll kick his ass in ten seconds flat then we'll head home!"

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S: "THE FUCK YOU SAY?! I'LL SHOW YOU A COWARD YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER! I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING LEGS OFF!!"

P: "Smack chill out! Guys don't say shit you know will piss him off!"

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S: "It would be easier if /she/ wasn't here. How can I be nice with such a utter bitch around?"

P: "Smack, c'mon man, she's not that bad.."

R: "Yeah. It'd be easier if this tiny emotional fuck wasn't around"

S: "Dog breath."

R: "Short dick-"

P: "Guys, please."

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P: "God, guys please! Take this somewhat seriously will ya?!...Also no! You could have diseases for all I know, or be hunters! I ain't that dumb."

R: "Gotta admit, that took balls to bluntly ask you to fuck Though."

P: "Rainy, you're no help-"

*click*

S: "Can I help you two or are you two gonna keep bickering in front of my room? I don't have all day to listen in, you dirty mutts."

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R: "No promises~"

P: "No, we're not hurting him."

R: "Ugh, you got so boring while gone."

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P: "Really? Jeez. I hope he isn't to upset.."

R: "Ugh, you care too much. That's how you got here in the first place.."