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*ipad kid cough* idk
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A wet pussy and eyes full of love ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
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how it feels being one of the three longterm spamton fans who doesn't believe in acid theory
#barnaby bugs people online#deltarune#spamton#full ramble in the tags so i apologise in advance#1. spamton wasnt 'made smaller' by the acid. according to the qna he was always little#which is important to me. his tmasc swag.#2. it just characterizes queen (and potentially swatch) in a really weird way#shes the chapters villain but not nearly as cruel and malevolent as this theory would make her shes literally chill#ESPECIALLY pre dark fountain which is when the theory wouldve taken place#3. the 'it burns!' dialogue refers to a blinding heavenly light in other translations#which fits spamtons general theming
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THE STEAM SUMMER SALE IS TOMORROW
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toby feeding us with peak as always
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my elderly grandfather just asked me who spamton is
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people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17
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some people would rather eat a stunning cunt, than do a cunning stunt
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Happy make a terrible comic day!
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Guy is unmarried: gay
Guy is married to a woman: might be gay
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I survived the thousand-thousand nights of sorrow and my suffering was not rewarded
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I hate you pushing away female characters so they dont get in the way of your m/m ship, I hate you making female characters the "braincell holder" or the "mom friend", i hate you demonizing random female characters that didnt do anything but making male characters that are in the wrong weridly sympathetic and sad, i hate you people hating female characters but prasing male characters for doing the same thing, i hate you people saying they dont like a female character cuz she has nothing going on but give a male character 2 billion headcanons expanding apon him, i hate you making a female character only revolve around a male character, i hate you writing where they fail the bachel test, i hate you "girlboss" and "girlfail" and "mommy step on me", i hate you people only making female characters nice and quiet, i hate you fridging, i hate you people who only put 1 wlw ship in the background of ur fanfic and ignore them, i hate you fandom misogyny
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โShe wasnโt a good motherโ great are we evaluating this character trait as one of her many facets or are we just damning her for not being the most maternal womanliest woman who ever womaned
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Ch7 is gonna start with everyone failing their group projects and alphys gets so mad she stabs her pen into her desk and it accidentally opens a fountain
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ill never join alcoholics anonymous im actually quite well known
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