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[barney-james]

[barney-james]

[barney-james]

Provoked || Chris Evans x Reader SMUT

Warnings: spanking, choking, hair pulling, breeding, unprotected vaginal sex, oral sex/face fucking (female and male receiving), dom/sub relationship, dirty talk fuuuuuuuuck

A/n oml this idea won’t leave me alone i’m in such a cevans mood ugh

*not my gif*

With his comforting warm arms wrapped around you, and his chest pressed to your back, there is no place in the world you would rather be. You’re passing time with your boyfriend between dinner and the party the two of you are expected at in about two hours. You had found some random movie on cable to watch while you waited for it to be time to get ready.

Chris sat against the headboard in the middle of the bed, and you sat between his legs with your beck pressed against his bare 0chest, his chin naturally sitting on your shoulder as he holds you against him with his arms around your waist.

Neither of you are paying much attention to the movie, but blankly staring at the screen just enjoying each other’s company and warmth. A loud sound comes from the movie, breaking both of you out of the trance. The two main characters had just barged into their apartment with their lips attached and hands roaming, knocking over a lamp in their wake. You watch the scene as the couple removes their clothes and falls onto the bed. Being a movie aired on television, it didn’t show any of the interesting parts, just faces, sounds, and kisses. But that was enough to get Chris stirring behind you.

Keep reading

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Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

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Hi, I didn’t expect to be doing this again. But I am in need of money.

If you all know me, you know I had been taking care of my mother who had bone cancer. She passed away a month ago and I am struggling mentally and financially.

At this time, I cannot find a job. New York is an absolute mess, at least in my area and my dad could get very sick if i started working. My psychiatrist also has said I cannot handle a job at the moment because of the loss of my mother. My mental health is at a all time low.

I need money for: shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, i need another haircut, clothes since I’ve gained weight from stress eating, and I also need to pay for my psychiatrist and meds this month.

I have been selling funkos, but it’s a slow business since the pandemic hit just last year

I also want to add, that I no longer am qualified for any past or upcoming stimulus checks like I was during the first round last year.

PayPal is being very weird to me right now. They want my SS number, but I don’t trust them with it. So I can’t accept or send money through there.

These are my only options: these are in my dead name

CashApp: $KathyElizabeth10

Venmo: KathyElizabeth_

If you cannot help, please reblog for those who can. I appreciate you all, and thank you so much in advance.

I am also trying to sell Stranger Con NJ tickets and photo ops for $240, if anyone is interested in taking them out of my hands and helping me.

[barney-james]

heyo all

i am at urgent care currently for my shoulder. i had originally planned to do some organizing for my writing tonight, but life had other plans. i got a butt shot (that hurt like hell) and x-rays (waiting on those)

i miss writing and want to get back to it soon, but balancing my schedule has been difficult. i am working it out though i promise

[barney-james]

REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

i don’t mind if you are in the lgbt+ community.

i don’t mind if you have some extra pounds.

i don’t mind if you are thin.

i don’t mind if you are not mentally okay.

i just want you to know that it’s okay and everything will be okay if it’s not.

i want you to know that there are people in this world that care about you because you are a human being, that deserves love and happiness only.

you should always be yourself and you should never give up.

[barney-james]

Hi guys! Just wanted to update. I have lots of writing ideas and even motivation, but now what I lack is time. I’m either at school or work, and that alone is a bit overwhelming. Once I get that into a new groove I should be back to posting semi-regularly.

Also I’m really close to 1K!! It’s so exciting! Thank you guys so much! And of course, my inbox and messages are always open if you have an idea or just need someone to talk to ❤️

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(っ◔◡◔)っ ☆ here is a star for u!! Well done !!! You made it through another day!! Be proud!!

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Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game

Send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in

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yall haven’t written the next chapter of ur fanfic and it really shows

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Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[barney-james]

ATTENTION SOME OF YOU

GIVE SMALLER BLOGS A CHANCE

I'm talking to everyone who only reads from their mutuals and ignore smaller blogs who "lack aesthetic" or "write less"

READ THEM THEYRE GREAT WRITERS

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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

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kinky confession: i want Steve to pay my FUCKING bills with that avengers money smh

Nsfw. 10/10

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This is what happens when I slept most of the day and am up at midnight during my quarantine, eating cookies and staring into space**

There are different types of rhymes for words:

Perfect Rhyme:

A rhyme where both words share the exact assonance and number of syllables. Also known as an exact rhyme, a full rhyme, or a true rhyme.

Slant rhyme:

A rhyme formed by words with similar, but not identical, assonance and/or the number of syllables. Also known as a half rhyme, an imperfect rhyme or a near rhyme.

Eye rhyme:

Two words that look similar on a page, but do not actually rhyme in spoken pronunciation. (Examples include “move” and “love,” or “hour” and “pour.”)

Masculine rhyme:

A rhyme between the final stressed syllables of two lines.

Feminine rhyme:

A multi-syllable rhyme where both stressed and unstressed syllables rhyme with their respective counterparts. For instance, the words “crazy” and “lazy” form feminine rhymes. The syllables “cra” and “la” are stressed rhymes, and “zy” and “zy” are unstressed rhymes.

End rhymes:

These are rhymes that occur between the final words on two particular lines of poetry. End rhymes can be either masculine (for instance “below” and “furlough”) or feminine (for instance “actual” and “factual”).

(Masterclass)

I have solved the ultimate question.

using a slant rhyme, in the close end of perfect/slant rhyme spectrum:

ORANGE

and

PORRIDGE

I’ll be in my room quarantining when someone decides to award me my Nobel Prize in Literature.

Have a day.

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fanfic writer asks.

1. What’s your favorite character(s) to write for? 2. What character(s) do you find the most difficult to write for? Why? 3. Do you have a favorite scene you’ve written from [Fanfic Name] story/chapter?  4. Did you have any ideas that didn’t make the final cut of [Fanfic Name]?  5. Do you listen to music when writing?  6. If you listen to music when writing, what were you listening to when writing [Fanfic Name]? 7. What story/headcanons do you feel the proudest of?  8. Do you prefer writing one-shots or multi chaptered stories? 9. If you had to assign a theme song to [Fanfic Name], which would you assign?  10. What is the line you’re proudest of from [Fanfic Name]?  11. How would you describe your style? (Character/emotion/action-driven, etc) 12. Who is your favorite author?  13. When did you start writing fanfic?  14. How do you feel about your older work?  15. What is the fanfic you’ve written that you’re most proud of?  16. What fanfic tropes do you avoid writing for? 17. What fanfic tropes do you gravitate to writing for?  18. Do you prefer editing as you write, or waiting until it’s finished?  19. What words do you think you tend to use the most?  20. What feedback makes you the happiest to hear? 21. Is there an idea you’ve always wanted to write, but haven’t yet?  22. Do you enjoy making OCs for your fanfics, or prefer sticking to canon characters?  23. How much do you stick to canon?  24. Do you prefer AUs with the characters, or sticking to the original universe?  25. What scene in [Fanfic Name] took the longest to write? What was difficult about it?  26. Are titles for your stories easy to come up with?  27. What time of day do you prefer to write? 28. Is there a part of [Fanfic Name] you’re surprised no one has picked up on yet?  29. What part of the writing process do you enjoy the most? (Brainstorming, outlining, writing, editing, etc)  30. Do you write down all your ideas? What makes you decide to write one versus the other? 31. What was the development process of [Fanfic Name] like?  32. What story do you think showcases your signature style the most?  33. Have you ever stopped yourself from writing something? Why? 34. Have you felt emotional while writing a scene before? What scene was it? 35. Where’s your favorite place to write?  36. What fanfic of yours has the symbolism you’re proudest of?  37. Would you ever collaborate with another writer for a story?  38. What story of yours are you surprised that people liked as much as they did?  39. What area of writing do you feel strongest in? 40. What area of writing do you want to improve in?