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Bating my lesbian friends to watch game of thrones by sending them pictures of Cersei

send them pictures of melisandre as well. from my experience lesbians always fall for evil dutch women with red hair

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𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐫!𝐣𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫!𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞

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wait are you a guy?

sometimes. but i'm curious as to what gave it away

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Aurelia x Cerelle except Aurelia is actuallt her knight in shining armor #happypride

omg the way cerelle would absolutely love this?? she has always been the knight, always been other people's saviour, so to be the damsel/princess in distress for once? she would fall so hard

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Lannisters more like FANNisters because they want to be me so bad (joke)

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with cerelle and Jon who fell first and who fell harder?

- from, @criiptiidxchiild

in the first book, jon definitely fell first. cerelle is very flirtatious (even if she doesn't realise) so he never stood a chance. and as to who fell harder... i think i'll go with cerelle in book one and jon once they are reunited in book four. just based on vibes (and knowing their reunion happens after his resurrection).

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A man doesnt deserve Cerelle

HELL YEAH

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the most normal woman in the world + the shadow she insists on calling her brother

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i'd love to hear more about cerelle's relationship with robert tbh !!

it's difficult to believe now knowing everything that has gone down, but when cerelle was born robert actually loved her. he was still riding the high of the rebellion, and so after having his wife and unborn child almost die, he did latch onto her a bit. even though he already had a bastard, cerelle was the first child that "counted", the first one that mattered. he presented her proudly to the court and even held her frequently. she had his blue eyes, after all.

but then joffrey was born and he slowly shifted his attention towards his heir. cerelle also became more headstrong, more difficult to deal with, and stopped being a sweet child one could show off. and afterwards he started losing himself in alcohol and whores, leaving all of his children behind. he became ever more verbally abusive towards them, and sometimes came even close to hitting them. he regretted it afterwards, saying that was a mistake and he would never do it again, but he always did.

cerelle has faint memories of good times with her father, but they are buried in a flood of everything else. then he betrothed her to robb against her will, and it was the last straw for her. even had she returned while he was still alive, their relationship could have never recovered.

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What's something small about Cerelle that isn't discussed much, but you'd like to talk more on? I wanna know all about my bbg 🤭

oh there are so many things i haven't really talked about yet!

her autism

related: how she never notices when someone's flirting with her

the fact she's a knight?? wild

how sassy she used to be before the red wedding

people are somehow always drawn to her, strange i wonder why that is

how she is afraid of fire

she loves the cold but loves it even more when her partners run hot (so she can snuggle against them)

that she is pansexual

and maybe genderqueer

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Cerelle should leave Jon I can treat her better I am his #1 gater if he is datinf cerslel

oh, the way y'all will genuinely hate him once book five rolls around. it will destroy jonelle nation

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fuck it, jonelle and ceralon picrews

inspired by @kingnlionhearts and @robnikmeria

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdUC6mv5/

me @ you bc the ask you sent about lionheart is the best thing i've ever received and i haven't worked out how to reply yet but i need you to know i love you so so so so so much and i'm so incredibly grateful 🥹💞

omg i loved reading lionheart so much! i neeeed the new chapter (and also an au where jacen survives) (and an au where taryn and cerelle are siblings) (and to kiss you)

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Does Jon have any nicknames for Cerelle in the modern au, or vice versa?

cerelle of course adores calling jon my love, and he has started picking it up as well. he will eventually start calling her elle after hearing tommen refer to her as such, and she sometimes (jokingly) calls him jonny or jonathan when she gets annoyed by him.

there isn't anything else as of yet, but that can always change as the story progresses

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What’s your favorite Cerelle arc? (can be already written or not yet)

from the things i have already written it's 100% her journey as the golden paladin. (and to think we only got it bc of riverdale lmao)

honourable mention to what i have planned for her in sapphire steel, but my absolute favourite cerelle arc will be happening in books five and six. i am so desperate to talk about what will happen to her, but it would be SUCH a spoiler. so just trust me that it will rip you out of your socks.

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do you already know who ends up on the throne in your fic 👀

of course 🙂‍↕️ and it might not be who you think

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what do you think cerelle and balon would be like in a modern au?

omgomgomg

so obviously balon is cerelle's bodyguard. maybe after years of cerelle being away from king's landing, she finally returns to accept a job at her family's company. balon has until then only ever been your average, run-of-the-mill security guard, but jaime (head of security) doesn't trust any of his other men with his niece, and balon has always taken his work seriously. he comes from a poor, working class background, making the separation between him and cerelle even greater.

their relationship starts out as in canon - completely professional, cerelle slowly starting to accept his presence, him making sure he knows of every part of her life. but the rules are not as strict as they are in canon, and so they actually start to talk and form a friendship. they see each other smile, laugh, hear of each other's pasts, go for lunch together.

there are of course rules that the security and servants are not allowed to sleep with any of their employers or each other, but no one truly keeps to that. except cerelle and balon. she knows it would ruin his life were she to even touch him inappropriately, and so they are once again forced apart.

as their friendship grows, both become acutely aware that their feelings are no longer purely innocent anymore, and it's eating them up from the inside.

balon sometimes considers quitting his job and finding something else, bc then he would maybe be able to start a relationship with cerelle. but what if it doesn't work out? what if she doesn't actually want him? what if tywin forbids them from being together? best to stay like this, and try to fall out of love.