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hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’ 

so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.

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not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

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I JUST SAW A REALLY CHUNKY RACCOON ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK

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Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !! 

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Reblog to plant a berry in the soft, loamy soil

Like to return the soil to its soft and loamy state

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I stg every single time someone says “you are not immune to propaganda” I can barely hear them over the sound of their own subtext screaming “but I am”

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current level of insomnia: tried to make a salad and just fuckin. poured salad all over my kitchen floor

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So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

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the original spider-verse comics had some truly amazing moments of dialogue

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mii channel theme playing while my dead body floats down a river

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please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

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what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

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This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

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Despite my personal feelings towards this episode, I still think this is one of the funniest scenes in the entire series.